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Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 3:40pm On Sep 24, 2012
dopeJemi: Larride, pardon my manners buh imma turn dis thread 2 sumfin else, cuz I hate wen fo.ols dy mis-yarn just 2 get noticed, if u want recognition, simply go naked, den enter street, piglet lyk u. N dopejemi z awta here

No hard feelings bro, make una no just derail my thread. Bu seriously resting in peace on her hospital bed isn't correct, there's a difference between "I'm resting on my hospital bed" to "I'm resting in peace on my hospital bed" but all the same, we are here to catch fun, let's just laugh it off. One love
Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 3:52pm On Sep 24, 2012
dopeJemi: c dis uncivilized bast.ard, hu gave u d odersity 2 quote Me, r u crazily stupeed? Idiota lyk u, u beta park well b4 I pull off ur kpata. We tawkin english here, u tawkin nonsense, agric fowl
i only pitty ur parents 4 wastin dia moni on u in education thinkin u hv d brain to study wit out knowin dat u re jus an olodo which suppose to be in d market sellin salt n crefish. Rest in peace my dear
Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 3:55pm On Sep 24, 2012
odizzy: i only pitty ur parents 4 wastin dia moni on u in education thinkin u hv d brain to study wit out knowin dat u re jus an olodo which suppose to be in d market sellin salt n crefish. Rest in peace my dear

Odizzy, oya make una settle everything make we continue to dey enjoy ourselves for here. We are ONE.
Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 3:59pm On Sep 24, 2012
@dopejemi, a fool who do not know, and does not know that he do not know, and do not want to know, is a fool 4 ever. Pls go bk to primary 1
Re: Dame Patience Again by bunmioguns(m): 4:01pm On Sep 24, 2012
odizzy: @dopejemi, a fool who do not know, and does not know that he do not know, and do not want to know, is a fool 4 ever. Pls go bk to primary 1



Are u related to PASTOR BMW.. undecided undecided undecided
Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 4:03pm On Sep 24, 2012
larride:

Odizzy, oya make una settle everything make we continue to dey enjoy ourselves for here. We are ONE.
my bro abeg sori, dat dude jus dey chant any hw, well i no go reply am again sir am local sir
Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 4:05pm On Sep 24, 2012
bunmioguns:



Are u related to PASTOR BMW.. undecided undecided undecided
hahaha abeg who be pastor bmw na
Re: Dame Patience Again by bunmioguns(m): 4:30pm On Sep 24, 2012
odizzy: hahaha abeg who be pastor bmw na



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Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 5:09pm On Sep 24, 2012
odizzy: @dopejemi, a fool who do not know, and does not know that he do not know, and do not want to know, is a fool 4 ever. Pls go bk to primary 1
u knw wen u argue wiv a fo.ol n a madman, its hard 2 tell d difference btwin u n d fo.ol. Dats d sayin, inorder 4 me nt 2 be mistaken 4 a fo.ol n a madman, its better I stop arguin wiv u. So luk 4 a big di-ck n suck n die. Man-eater embarassed
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 5:13pm On Sep 24, 2012
larride:

No hard feelings bro, make una no just derail my thread. Bu seriously resting in peace on her hospital bed isn't correct, there's a difference between "I'm resting on my hospital bed" to "I'm resting in peace on my hospital bed" but all the same, we are here to catch fun, let's just laugh it off. One love
respect 2 u man, I fink I'm done wiv him, I dnt diss people lyk him 4 mur dan 24hrz, oneLove
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 5:31pm On Sep 24, 2012
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Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 9:01pm On Sep 24, 2012
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Re: Dame Patience Again by spicyv1(f): 11:53am On Sep 26, 2012
Seriously Dopejemi, please quit acting like an ignorantist! I don't know which is more hilarious, the obviously jocular statement or your stiff argument in defense θf a glaring misuse θf grammar!

Whichever it is, I had a great laugh!

Btw, please desist from displaying crudity, haba, you're too cool for such.
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 1:52pm On Sep 26, 2012
spicy v: Seriously Dopejemi, please quit acting like an ignorantist! I don't know which is more hilarious, the obviously jocular statement or your stiff argument in defense θf a glaring misuse θf grammar!

Whichever it is, I had a great laugh!

Btw, please desist from displaying crudity, haba, you're too cool for such.
awwww! I'm blushin abouh d cool part, dahz if u were actually referrin 2 meƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡. I had a reason 4 arguin dou, I saw dis patience's blunder sumwhere b4 larride posted it, wen I saw it d first tym, I waznt dah convinced it waz a complete blunder, so I wanted full proof dah it waz a blunder, in order 4 me 2 archieve dah, I had 2 oppose it here on larride's thread finkin I waz gonna get wah I actually nided which waz d proof dah it waz a blunder 2 clear mah mind, buh no I didn't, I got insults instead, so dah waz wah made me mad oh my dear spicy
Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 6:22pm On Sep 26, 2012
dopeJemi: awwww! I'm blushin abouh d cool part, dahz if u were actually referrin 2 meƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡. I had a reason 4 arguin dou, I saw dis patience's blunder sumwhere b4 larride posted it, wen I saw it d first tym, I waznt dah convinced it waz a complete blunder, so I wanted full proof dah it waz a blunder, in order 4 me 2 archieve dah, I had 2 oppose it here on larride's thread finkin I waz gonna get wah I actually nided which waz d proof dah it waz a blunder 2 clear mah mind, buh no I didn't, I got insults instead, so dah waz wah made me mad oh my dear spicy

***sitting in a corner watching both of you trying to play love on my thread***********


I'm watching cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 6:41pm On Sep 26, 2012
larride:

***sitting in a corner watching both of you trying to play love on my thread***********


I'm watching cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
no daz not possible, dopejami is a GAY
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 6:44pm On Sep 26, 2012
larride:

***sitting in a corner watching both of you trying to play love on my thread***********


I'm watching cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
hahahahahahahaha, lwkmd! Abeg oh, our love z rated 18, so stop watchin cuz u under age tongue
Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 6:45pm On Sep 26, 2012
odizzy: no daz not possible, dopejami is a GAY

WHat shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Dopejemi, come and defend yourself ooo
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 6:57pm On Sep 26, 2012
larride:

WHat shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Dopejemi, come and defend yourself ooo
larride, his 24hrz wiv dopejemi haz passed. I ain' gah tym mehnn. Buh knw 1 thing odizzy, I bursted ur pops' A.S.S last nyt n screwin ur sister at d same tym. No hard feelings
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 6:58pm On Sep 26, 2012
larride:

WHat shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Dopejemi, come and defend yourself ooo
Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 7:02pm On Sep 26, 2012
THREAD CLOSED grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 7:13pm On Sep 26, 2012
dopeJemi: larride, his 24hrz wiv dopejemi haz passed. I ain' gah tym mehnn. Buh knw 1 thing odizzy, I bursted ur pops' A.S.S last nyt n screwin ur sister at d same tym. No hard feelings
ur 24hrs wit me is over yet u stil hv tym 4 me, pls o, i dnt do men. Now u let me no d kind of a$s u mess wit(pple papa nyash abi?) no wonder u dey wear pampers. If u reply me daz means u be fool nd u dnt daz means u re truely a gay
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 7:23pm On Sep 26, 2012
odizzy: ur 24hrs wit me is over yet u stil hv tym 4 me, pls o, i dnt do men. Now u let me no d kind of a$s u mess wit(pple papa nyash abi?) no wonder u dey wear pampers. If u reply me daz means u be fool nd u dnt daz means u re truely a gay
oboy, I wan be fool 4 dis 1, u n patience, hu kan worst pass, c as u dey gbagaun anyhau, ur grammatical errors 2 much abeg, abeg no quote me again b4 u rub ur foolishness on me. *singing* 'enemies lemme live mah life' 'free me nau' ODIZZY z a GBAGAUNEER
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 7:28pm On Sep 26, 2012
Odizzy, u dnt knw wah gbagaun means, do u? undecided
Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 7:47pm On Sep 26, 2012
dopeJemi: oboy, I wan be fool 4 dis 1, u n patience, hu kan worst pass, c as u dey gbagaun anyhau, ur grammatical errors 2 much abeg, abeg no quote me again b4 u rub ur foolishness on me. *singing* 'enemies lemme live mah life' 'free me nau' ODIZZY z a GBAGAUNEER
see prsn wey no even fit differenciate btw rest in peace n peacefull rest, guy i pitty, nd lyk d fool u accepted to be, pls dnt quote me again cos i dnt deal wit fools. Well, dis my last reply to u fool
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 8:01pm On Sep 26, 2012
C dis demented idiota, if no be d people wey comment b4 u, u 4 knw wetin be peaceful rest, ekpa, common crayfish, u cannot spell, as simple as 'pity' z, u cannot spell, come mk mah 6year old broda teach u ABC, on a more crious note, wah can u spell correctly, nothing, even 'nothing' sef u cannot spell. Larride we nid 2 do sumfin abt dis dull boy, e even say mk I go bk 2 primary1, choi! I don suffer 4 dis pupil hand , so because of u nau I shud go bk 2 primary1 2 teach u hau 2 spell. TUFIAKWA! We r nt in d same level. ODE first class
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 8:10pm On Sep 26, 2012
BuffaLo BuffaLo BuffaLooooo

Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 10:32pm On Sep 26, 2012
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shey na for my thread una dey do anyhow abi? I comment my reserve.


THREAD CLOSED. Make all of una go sleep cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Dame Patience Again by doublecross(m): 2:20pm On Sep 28, 2012
Nigerians can be very very stupid atimes. Look at all these fools and mongules ridicaling someone who is much more succesful than they are. You guys better go get a life.
Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 3:32pm On Sep 28, 2012
doublecross: Nigerians can be very very stupid atimes. Look at all these fools and mongules ridicaling someone who is much more succesful than they are. You guys better go get a life.
​A̶̲̥̅̊
♏ I by any chance included in d insults?
Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 9:29pm On Sep 28, 2012
doublecross: Nigerians can be very very stupid atimes. Look at all these fools and mongules ridicaling someone who is much more succesful than they are. You guys better go get a life.

So we can't joke anymore? So tell us what meaningful thing you have done with your life. smhs

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Re: Dame Patience Again by seunwen2(m): 11:42am On Sep 29, 2012
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