I feel you.One luv

clemcykul:

Teadr where have u been

i miss u somehow wheres bennie

aristole:

Under your pant

hahhahhha cmmon girl evry1 knows dats where uve been all ur life *under my pant* i bliv no place is better than home enjoy ur stay ARISTOLE!

under your pant, Jesus, whats she doing in there?/

what do you think she was doing there?

i dunno, you educate me please

she was doing the opposite of what you think

what exactly was i thinking you go be maradonna for real life oo

abedi pele in the actual sense

na u biko

but na you know wetin been dey my mind sha

And i hope say dat thing wey dey ur mind nor go put u 4 trouble.

she dey castrate the guy now.what do you expect?

chai. . . . . . .
perverts don infiltrate holynairaland

and u r one of em'

shey you wan dey insult red cap chief now abi?

everybody now na self acclaimed one thinbg or the other.

if you be red cap, wetin i be na

you still be apprentice
you still dey learn work


have patience,i go soon do freedom for you

guy u dey high on cheap drugs.

A mi aprentice. Chai !!! dis na slap to my face. i no as i go take deal with you. no worry

if i dey high on cheap drugs,you dey high on ordinary sachet water

e be like say u no want freedom sha
*and i plan to give you bicycle for ur freedom ceremony*

you don finally admit say na wetin you dey use. chai, sorry oo.

i ride grand style, i cud lend you one of my roler coasters

ROTFLMAO.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr well,its all good.
tufe,so its true poor boi

Its me and you that ride in the bicycle na

So na borrow borrow you borrow the Hummer Jeep you take come toast me.
Revelation!!!!

car hire baby
car hire.

aristole:

So na borrow borrow you borrow the Hummer Jeep you take come toast me.
Revelation!!!!

that na wish abi wetin

@tufe
dis ur talk talk na hn nor go make me pay u dis month o. Haba! All talk and no sense.

General, you are back.

I just had to put the solders in check, thats the reason for the so much talk.

abeg, no make my family starve, pay me my money o

talk of being paid with cowries and tortise shells

ifyalways:

talk of being paid with cowries and tortise shells

and talk about me useing that to toast ify
still talk abotu ify agreeing.
what has the world turned into

talk of space aliens asking what the planet earth has turned to

Wth?

@poster Nice joke, though I've heard a version before