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The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by bunmioguns(m): 3:47am On Sep 25, 2012
What is ur name?

Candidate: MP

Officer: plz tel me properly

Candidate: Michael Paul.

Officer: Who is ur father?

Candidate: MP sir

Officer:meaning ?

Candidate: Michael Praise-god

Officer: Where do u live?

Candidate: At MP sir

Officer: Mpumala nga?

Candidate: No its Minna Port sir.

Officer: Whats ur qualification?

Candidate: I have MP sir

Officer: (angrily) talk straight here i'm not playing whats that?

Candidate: Master in Psychology sir.

Officer: o why do u need a job?

Candidate: (sadly) MP sir

Officer:Yerrrr meaning?

Candidate: Money problems sir.

Officer :i wil get back 2u

Candidate: how was MP sir?

Officer:and whats that again?

Candidate:My performance

Officer: it was MP

Candidate:Meaning?


















Officer: Mental Problem grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by Lagusta(m): 7:53am On Sep 25, 2012
grin cheesy grin
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by Nobody: 8:42am On Sep 25, 2012
Should i laugh??


@op you are suffering from MP and you need a woman in her MP to survive!










Mr.MP!
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by larride(m): 8:49am On Sep 25, 2012
^^^^^^^^^ Who is this above me?
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by kolaoloye(m): 9:00am On Sep 25, 2012
bunmioguns: What is ur name?

Candidate: MP

Officer: plz tel me properly

Candidate: Michael Paul.

Officer: Who is ur father?

Candidate: MP sir

Officer:meaning ?

Candidate: Michael Praise-god

Officer: Where do u live?

Candidate: At MP sir

Officer: Mpumala nga?

Candidate: No its Minna Port sir.

Officer: Whats ur qualification?

Candidate: I have MP sir

Officer: (angrily) talk straight here i'm not playing whats that?

Candidate: Master in Psychology sir.

Officer: o why do u need a job?

Candidate: (sadly) MP sir

Officer:Yerrrr meaning?

Candidate: Money problems sir.

Officer :i wil get back 2u

Candidate: how was MP sir?

Officer:and whats that again?

Candidate:My performance

Officer: it was MP

Candidate:Meaning?


















Officer: Mental Problem grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Bunmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii grin
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by bunmioguns(m): 1:01pm On Sep 25, 2012
larride: ^^^^^^^^^ Who is this above me?


abeg no mind the big fool. . .i have told him, am nt d kinda person he thought I would be. . just try to ignore him, that is all he needs nw.
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by bunmioguns(m): 1:02pm On Sep 25, 2012
kola oloye:

Bunmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii grin





Lagusta: grin cheesy grin



grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin
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grin
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by Nobody: 1:07pm On Sep 25, 2012
wink
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by bunmioguns(m): 1:08pm On Sep 25, 2012
~vicky~:
wink


kiss kiss kiss
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by Nobody: 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2012
grin grin
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by bunmioguns(m): 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2012
acidosis™:
grin grin


cool cool cool cool cool
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by Nobody: 2:37pm On Sep 25, 2012
bunmioguns:


cool cool cool cool cool



MUmU!
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by Nobody: 2:37pm On Sep 25, 2012
larride: ^^^^^^^^^ Who is this above me?



Na ur Papa na...
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by larride(m): 7:36pm On Sep 25, 2012
^^^^^^^^^ Your papa don dey for NL?
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by mormoni(m): 7:40pm On Sep 25, 2012
nice one tho....

Well done good boy try again pap pap papapa pap
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by Nobody: 10:53pm On Sep 25, 2012
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Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by sutoboy(m): 6:06pm On Sep 27, 2012
mormoni: nice one tho....

Well done good boy try again pap pap papapa pap

why that?
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by mormoni(m): 8:15pm On Sep 27, 2012
sutoboy:

why that?
dats Hausa my frend.....
Re: The Interview...................dedicated To My Fellow Projaners by bunmioguns(m): 2:49pm On Sep 28, 2012
MOGUL.O:




MUmU!

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