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He Called Her Daughter by Chokolee(m): 9:08pm On Sep 30, 2012
General Abu has been monitoring
the
movement of his only daughter
recently. In
fact, he first picks her calls to
confirm the identity of d caller before handing
over the
phone to her after thorough
screening
But on one faithful day, her
boyfriend (Akpors) called & General picked d call as usual.
General: hello! may I know u?
Caller: sorry I want to speak with
Janet Sir.
General: I said who are you &
what for? Caller: ( after understin the
situation at hand ) Okay Sir, I am
Frank Edoho from who
want to be a millionaire. Janet's
friend is presently on hot seat &
needs her help to answer a question for 2million
naira. So the next voice you hear
after is hers, the time
starts now.........
General: oh no am very sorry!!!
Janet! Janet!! pls take d phone, ur friend needs ur help........... .......
Caller: d question is; when are u
coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening (d) night
Janet: B
Caller: are u sure?
Janet: yes am very very sure...
They phone just went off...If na u be de papa, wetin u go talk?
Re: He Called Her Daughter by bunmioguns(m): 9:17pm On Sep 30, 2012
Lol....i will secretly store d no and call it @ later time to confirm its authenticity

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Re: He Called Her Daughter by vb0mb(m): 10:06pm On Sep 30, 2012
bunmioguns: Lol....i will secretly store d no and call it @ later time to confirm its authenticity

If the father na mumu u self go follow suit
Re: He Called Her Daughter by JojoArmani(m): 10:07pm On Sep 30, 2012
bunmioguns: Lol....i will secretly store d no and call it @ later time to confirm its authenticity
lol bad boy

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