lumeneng22: Those onitsha boys love criminalities with passion. Next time look for elderly bike man instead and be very careful.

Mumu cant u see that the op mention Asaba I can see u luv posting rubbish inorder to be relevant

This is a true eyewitness account of wot rily happened on dat fateful day, I was in d said forest duin my daily palmwine tapping cos its a kinda hobby 2me, i jst finished my rounds n was on my way home wen I noticed a very tall palm tree lookn vry fresh.
I wantd 2continue on ma way home n maybe com back 2moro but somtn kept me rooted n staring transfixed at d tree so since I had an extra gallon wit me I decided 2climb, I tuk a good luk around d forest n packed my bicycle cos av met more than one or two suspicious lukn characters in d forest recently, I unhinged my tools n fastened it on d tree makn sure twas secure bearing in mind dat d tree was unusually tall n a fall wld b fatal n started climbing.
I got to d top n took a gud look around cos d view was quite spectacular n noticed smoke rising not 2 faraway I tot twas maybe d locals burning somtn but I was wondering who wld come dis far into d forest, I continued wit my tapping but suddenly d forest tranquility was disturbed by a piercing scream dat broke my reverie n can only come 4rm som1 in serious danger, I was still shocked wen d scream came again dis time more alarming, I lukd around n saw 2 pple n a bike, I cldnt mk out dia features cos dey wia quite far den all of a sudden one of dem started running n I noticed twas a female n knew she was d one screaming! TO BE CONTINUED shortly....

Diana, u want me to come inside that room to get you post the other parts of the testimony?

My friends and the 'mogbo moyas' are waiting impatiently in the sitting room for the conclusion....abi na until they finish the drinks inside the fridge and the pop-corn?

nacotic: This is a true eyewitness account of wot rily happened on dat fateful day, I was in d said forest duin my daily palmwine tapping cos its a kinda hobby 2me, i jst finished my rounds n was on my way home wen I noticed a very tall palm tree lookn vry fresh.
I wantd 2continue on ma way home n maybe com back 2moro but somtn kept me rooted n staring transfixed at d tree so since I had an extra gallon wit me I decided 2climb, I tuk a good luk around d forest n packed my bicycle cos av met more than one or two suspicious lukn characters in d forest recently, I unhinged my tools n fastened it on d tree makn sure twas secure bearing in mind dat d tree was unusually tall n a fall wld b fatal n started climbing.
I got to d top n took a gud look around cos d view was quite spectacular n noticed smoke rising not 2 faraway I tot twas maybe d locals burning somtn but I was wondering who wld come dis far into d forest, I continued wit my tapping but suddenly d forest tranquility was disturbed by a piercing scream dat broke my reverie n can only come 4rm som1 in serious danger, I was still shocked wen d scream came again dis time more alarming, I lukd around n saw 2 pple n a bike, I cldnt mk out dia features cos dey wia quite far den all of a sudden one of dem started running n I noticed twas a female n knew she was d one screaming! TO BE CONTINUED shortly....

Thank goodness, we gat a witness.
Its not a LIAR eventually!

Oya finish up, Diana wouldnt come out...the door is locked!

its a bloody lie......all this attention seekers ;Dits a bloody lie......all this attention seekers

honeric01:

You know this because?

Because "because" is a conjunction

How can u keep us waitin here diana? Shey d kidnapper dey babysit u ne wey u no fit browse.......? Wic kin wicked life b dis? My husband dn dey vex wit mi cos I no boil water for am jst dey wait for u.

Billyonaire: Today lacked Breaking News so front page is inundated with literary fictions, but one thing I know for a fact,is, that I have to be paid to read all these. myTime is very much a pearl of great price.

no wonder ur a billyionire already so far, stay a little longer i'l tell seun and the Mods about your bill

Lolz,y'all shud go on to oda threads or do somfin beta..dis OP seems to hav 4gotn d remainin part of ha story plus una too lyk gist o,Hian..

The palwine tapper shud continue the story since its an witness (not minding its fiction or not) or sumbodi else shud do cos nollywood producers has bought the original story from Op.

okpara ugo:

That is the 20 naira i gave you in the morning.

na police?

Tariqh: How can u keep us waitin here diana? Shey d kidnapper dey babysit u ne wey u no fit browse.......? Wic kin wicked life b dis? My husband dn dey vex wit mi cos I no boil water for am jst dey wait for u.

Hope that he is not angry with you. Forget diana it will possible that web she copy the story from is no longer visible to her, by the way people are still waiting please..............................

Diana, u r just a "Wicked" somebody o

Back to the story at hand...

Diana, pls conclude the story if u really want us to learn from your experience.

wat is al diz 1 self... diena(diana) neva even finish d tori una jus dey run mouth nd shine eyes like say una dey der... abeg die-na no mind my pipu... u jus com nd finish diz ur rib-tickling story of urs make we al rest... cos i neva fit 2 laff self.

Thread is being HEAVILY derailed....how we go settle this matter now?

The landlady must not come and see her house messed up like this na!

Abeg finish the story naaa

Chai, op, e b lyk say you dey m**t, i've been patient for months now for the concluding part of the story. What's takin you so damn long to finish this? In fact you dey **speechless** no let make i vex ooo...
****Dips spoon in groundnut-laden garri****

ayobase: Thread is being HEAVILY derailed....how we go settle this matter now?

The landlady must not come and see her house messed up like this na!

wetin she wan do? Sue me dry?

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nacotic: This is a true eyewitness account of wot rily happened on dat fateful day, I was in d said forest duin my daily palmwine tapping cos its a kinda hobby 2me, i jst finished my rounds n was on my way home wen I noticed a very tall palm tree lookn vry fresh.
I wantd 2continue on ma way home n maybe com back 2moro but somtn kept me rooted n staring transfixed at d tree so since I had an extra gallon wit me I decided 2climb, I tuk a good luk around d forest n packed my bicycle cos av met more than one or two suspicious lukn characters in d forest recently, I unhinged my tools n fastened it on d tree makn sure twas secure bearing in mind dat d tree was unusually tall n a fall wld b fatal n started climbing.
I got to d top n took a gud look around cos d view was quite spectacular n noticed smoke rising not 2 faraway I tot twas maybe d locals burning somtn but I was wondering who wld come dis far into d forest, I continued wit my tapping but suddenly d forest tranquility was disturbed by a piercing scream dat broke my reverie n can only come 4rm som1 in serious danger, I was still shocked wen d scream came again dis time more alarming, I lukd around n saw 2 pple n a bike, I cldnt mk out dia features cos dey wia quite far den all of a sudden one of dem started running n I noticed twas a female n knew she was d one screaming! TO BE CONTINUED shortly....

Itz good we have a reliable eye witness, pls continue d story cos the OP is understandably too shy to tell us wat they did to her in the bush. I have my suspicions though.

Hm!