HOW TO KNOW IF
YOU ARE LOCAL:
1. If you wake up
in the morning and
all you do to wash
your yeye mouth is
chewing stick
instead of using
toothbrush
2. when you are
used to eating
soup, without fish
or meat.
3. when you prefer
sleeping on the
mat rather than
matress
4. when you prefer
ogi, akamu, pap to
hot tea.
6: If you call
mineral instead of
coca cola or fanta
7. If you call all
noodles indomie
8. If you ask for
Guguru instead of
Popcorn.
9. If Omo Ghetto
sound track is your
ring tone.
10.When you
prefer Ogogoro to
Champagne.
11. If you use
broom as a tooth
pick.
12. If Toyota logo
is at d back of your
jeans.
13. If Wizkid
mentioned your
name in Pakurumo.
14. If you adjust
your undies while
walking.
15. If you say YEH!
instead of ouch.
16. If you use
padlock to lock
your Fridge.
16. If Africa Magic
is your favourite
channel.
17. If you eat
bread and akara
with seven up on
top and pure
water.
You need
deliverance
because locality
don finish you!.

GUILTY AS CHARGED ON ALL COUNTS EXCEPT 14