1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

The phone has TV, MicroWave, Touch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, firelighter, food fla­sk etc.

buhahahahaahahahaha

but u forgot to add - Home theatre.

Children feel like taking ice cream when u have a call...











...Because the ringing tone sounds like that of ice cream truck

The major users are aboki & ariaria market traders
They must cari mirror in front
5 simcard slots
20.1 mega pixel
China nogo kill us ooo

*pisses all over the thread*

Lol

If when you are playing music with the phone, the whole house can hear the song playing.

It has a pole like a transistor Radio......abeg wetin be M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ Position??

And this made front page??

This is my first ever NL post.
OP, you cracked me up.
People came to view what I was laughing at from other cubicles.
Thank God for the wacky sense of humor of some NLers.

So much to laugh about.

No. 1 nd 2 gt me rolling!@op!I nid 2hide dis yo post b4 u kil person 4here oo!

Is it not we Nigerians that want cheap products? so they just package what we want and ship it strait to Nigeria; Because no other Economy in the world will accept such substandard product. C-h-ik-e-na

crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

You forgot to add that its N2000

crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

china phone don show this guy pepper... Lol

crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

what happens when a car passes? You seem to know all about the phone, am sure you have each of the brands

lol @ China and topic.

crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

Mehn... I love nairalanders.

crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

That phone fit iron cloth for you

ameriel pepper: what happens when a car passes? You seem to know all about the phone, am sure you have each of the brands

When car pass by,the alarm go ring.. Whereas you didn't set it in alarm!

Point 1, is not true. Chinco are very rugged these days

My friend use to say a china phone with 6 speakers, 2 in front, 2 at the back and one each on the sides, one can start a party with it.

but my i-phone4s gets full 5 mins after charging, does that mean it is chinko

It can wake a dead man!

When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ng

crownfits: 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging

2. The phone has TV, MicroWave, To­uch, Nail cutter, toothbrush, fire­lighter, food fla­sk etc.

3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.

4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g Nokla, blackderr­y, i-porn, samswa­g etc.

5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.

6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.

7.when u decide to play gospel music in de night ppl rush to ur place thinking there is an ongoing crusade cos it can be from afar

When it rings, people jumps and sneeze; Echuuum!!. You know, Its got this HBP syndrome .

Go to any aboki closser to you, just telll them to show you their phone,anyphone found on their hand na chinko, even their governors self

kingron: but my i-phone4s gets full 5 mins after charging, does that mean it is chinko

CONFIRMED.

it has 3g whenthere is no netwk

Hawaii: This is my first ever NL post.
OP, you cracked me up.
People came to view what I was laughing at from other cubicles.
Thank God for the wacky sense of humor of some NLers.

u are are welcome,@ home of tribalism& bigotry.....

Etumgbe: When u put ur mtn sim card and u see MNT ng

AV JUST CONFIRMED DAT U HAV ONE.LOL