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Dreams Of Wife, Husband by djcrooky(m): 11:20am On Jan 19, 2008
A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,"she began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20."

"How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.
"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in cheek.

"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"

"And how much for the ones like mine?" enquired the wife to her husband.
"That's where they held the auction," he replied.
Re: Dreams Of Wife, Husband by ituen(m): 11:31am On Jan 19, 2008
This joke is old man
Re: Dreams Of Wife, Husband by clemcykul(f): 12:42pm On Jan 19, 2008
as old as sex
Re: Dreams Of Wife, Husband by Migines(m): 2:03pm On Jan 19, 2008
Older than d force of gravity.
Re: Dreams Of Wife, Husband by hclacid(m): 2:42pm On Jan 19, 2008
una wicked o, i bow for una oo grin grin
Re: Dreams Of Wife, Husband by clemcykul(f): 4:43pm On Jan 19, 2008
*as hcl bows, his head snaps off his shoulders* grin

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