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Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 6:36pm On Jan 21, 2008
U be angel?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by Migines(m): 8:53pm On Jan 21, 2008
*Wit mig and clem in an advanced position, curtain falls*

@nightnurse
its an internal injury.
Re: Safety in Nigeria by TheSly: 8:57pm On Jan 21, 2008
migines

yawa don gas tongue. . .upon all the mouth u dey make yesterday. . .u never show up at sport section cheesy

u dey hide?  cheesy
Re: Safety in Nigeria by Migines(m): 9:53pm On Jan 21, 2008
Lol. I dey come.
Re: Safety in Nigeria by tessybaby(f): 8:00am On Jan 22, 2008
ituen:

the funny thing is that Migines has benn living with the fact that clem is a hermaphrodite

@Nightie
Thanks dear for understanding that i can have as many wives as possible. I have a big heart for all and u will occupy a manificient duplex in my heart. The other girls can share one-room


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Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 8:27am On Jan 22, 2008
*curtain falls* we continue doing what we best doing grin

iteun the MR RANDY! grin
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 10:38am On Jan 22, 2008
@Tessy

U know say na u get my heart. U can apportion any amt of plot to the odas
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 11:24am On Jan 22, 2008
ituen:

@Tessy

You know say na u get my heart. You can apportion any amt of plot to the odas
?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 11:56am On Jan 22, 2008
fowl yansh don open grin

sauce i beg cover am grin
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2008
@Nightnurse

U dont need to feel that way. Oya come make i settle u
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 1:20pm On Jan 22, 2008
hmm nightingale be careful oo this guy dey hot he'll soon abandon u grin i can alwayz provide a crying shoulder trust me wink grin
Re: Safety in Nigeria by tessybaby(f): 2:23pm On Jan 22, 2008
undecided
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 2:25pm On Jan 22, 2008
cover which yansh?shebi i warn am
*opens yansh more widely and inserts cannon balls*
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 2:57pm On Jan 22, 2008
ha ha ha lol
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 3:15pm On Jan 22, 2008
na true na
i warned her
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 5:41pm On Jan 22, 2008
Why una wan cos problem for my family
Re: Safety in Nigeria by tufe(m): 7:01pm On Jan 22, 2008
c this mr randy talking about family, guy go pursue more and more, till HIVcome visit you.

pant like u
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 9:09pm On Jan 22, 2008
for your safety
get outta town
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 9:34am On Jan 23, 2008
@Saucekid,

Ur gun don finish? I wan buy M1A1 with telescopic range. U get am for stock?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Jan 23, 2008
he get even double barrel grin wait o mr randy do u want to shoot ur concubines wid it haba ur cruel
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 1:39pm On Jan 23, 2008
sadjust shoot me, i want to die cry
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 2:14pm On Jan 23, 2008
I need the Gun just for Tufe

@nightnurse

U wan die? Wetin dey worry u na?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 2:19pm On Jan 23, 2008
love sickness grin
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 2:48pm On Jan 23, 2008
den i better give her panadol through the unorthodox methos wink wink wink wink
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Jan 23, 2008
ehem!hmmm grin wink

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