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Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 5:01pm On Jan 20, 2008
For all my hommies in the house, I think you need to have this installed as a MUST!!

Re: Safety in Nigeria by MrInfo1(m): 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2008
Can i laugh my ass off now ? undecided
Re: Safety in Nigeria by Migines(m): 5:16pm On Jan 20, 2008
I dont fckn think so.
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ThugLife1(m): 12:27am On Jan 21, 2008
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 9:45am On Jan 21, 2008
lol iteun dat must u and tess lol grin grin grin grin

the babe sef don surfer embarassed grin grin
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 9:49am On Jan 21, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin

No be Tess, na nightnurse
Re: Safety in Nigeria by tessybaby(f): 11:15am On Jan 21, 2008
hahahahahaha
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 11:25am On Jan 21, 2008
and you go profess love to am on another thread?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by tessybaby(f): 11:44am On Jan 21, 2008
huh?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by aristole(m): 12:31pm On Jan 21, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 12:49pm On Jan 21, 2008
dis saucekid wan burn my cable shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Safety in Nigeria by Migines(m): 12:59pm On Jan 21, 2008
@tess&ituen
ur love cudnt stand d test of time.
@clem
our love is lyk the waters. . . .E nor dey finish.
Re: Safety in Nigeria by Migines(m): 12:59pm On Jan 21, 2008
@tess&ituen
ur love cudnt stand d test of time.
@clem
our love is lyk the waters. . . .E nor dey finish.
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 1:00pm On Jan 21, 2008
ituen:

grin grin grin grin grin

No be Tess, na nightnurse
why in the world would u do this to me ituen embarassed cry cry cry embarassed cry embarassed cry embarassed
Re: Safety in Nigeria by Migines(m): 1:06pm On Jan 21, 2008
C0z u bit the fingers dat feed u.
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 2:16pm On Jan 21, 2008
dont cry dearie. I'll rectify the problem soon
Re: Safety in Nigeria by tessybaby(f): 2:22pm On Jan 21, 2008
was there any problem?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 2:27pm On Jan 21, 2008
yes
ituen dey use you play pingpong
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 2:39pm On Jan 21, 2008
tessybaby:

was there any problem?
yes o there was a serious problem but ituen will have to tell u about it cry
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 2:43pm On Jan 21, 2008
Migines:

C0z u bit the fingers that feed u.
yea but it was a mistake and it didn't bleed afterall
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 3:07pm On Jan 21, 2008
the bottom line was that you bit
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 3:18pm On Jan 21, 2008
so?

are u going to sue me then?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 3:25pm On Jan 21, 2008
na who put saucekid for family matter?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 4:06pm On Jan 21, 2008
lol iteun nd tess is that how the cookie will crumble

*hugs miggie, yes dalyn our love is like the ever flowing sping, evr fresh, ever mind blowing i love u sweetie kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss* grin grin grin grin grin grin

drives @all from thread for privacy*
Re: Safety in Nigeria by hclacid(m): 4:11pm On Jan 21, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 4:24pm On Jan 21, 2008
ituen is a traditional man so hes entitled to as many wives as he wants
Re: Safety in Nigeria by hclacid(m): 4:26pm On Jan 21, 2008
@migs
what if you discover that clemcy's a guy?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 5:02pm On Jan 21, 2008
the funny thing is that Migines has benn living with the fact that clem is a hermaphrodite

@Nightie
Thanks dear for understanding that i can have as many wives as possible. I have a big heart for all and u will occupy a manificient duplex in my heart. The other girls can share one-room
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 5:08pm On Jan 21, 2008
you just dey give am excuse to be more randy
Re: Safety in Nigeria by ituen(m): 5:34pm On Jan 21, 2008
U wan begin drink panadol for me?
Re: Safety in Nigeria by nightnurse(f): 5:44pm On Jan 21, 2008
I tire oooooooooo
Re: Safety in Nigeria by saucekid(m): 5:51pm On Jan 21, 2008
never tire yet,more revelations to come

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