A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just waived her hand and smiled
hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I
shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a**?"

No she replies coldly,"I'm your sons' English Teacher",

nice

word

the truth always comes out anywayz

It's not really funny to me. Am I missing something?

Zahymaka:

It's not really funny to me. Am I missing something?

yeah, you are missing something ! try and read it again and u'll get the drift !
cheers

I've tried reading it over and over.

Likewise myself

ewu

Where did y'all leave your funny bones?

ok maybe this will help out. _{i dont want to explain the joke cos it will spoil the whole purpose}

Excellency:

"I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !"

and

Excellency:

No she replies coldly,"I'm your sons' English Teacher",

hope these help.