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Mistaken Identity. by Oracle(m): 10:57am On Jul 28, 2006
A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, "I thought you said I had another 30 years." God replies, "I didn't recognize you"
Re: Mistaken Identity. by iice(f): 12:02pm On Jul 28, 2006
ohhhhhhh damn!
Re: Mistaken Identity. by snowsdream(f): 12:13pm On Jul 28, 2006
for how long wey u dey think of this joke?
Re: Mistaken Identity. by geevibe(f): 8:01pm On Jul 28, 2006
good joke, so sad for the woman
Re: Mistaken Identity. by micklplus(m): 4:41pm On Jul 31, 2006
Good joke, very funny but, its been here before.
Cheers cheesy
Re: Mistaken Identity. by Mystique(f): 8:10am On Aug 02, 2006
Is it just me, or has this joke been here like a dozen times before? undecided

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