dowjones: Sharks have the most dangerous bites after crocodiles. I believe this story if she said 12 stitches, typical outcome of a failed shark attack...(a lot of stitches).
some friends of mine swear they saw 2 kangaroos in an ogun state. not one, TWO. so this shark story might be true. Shikena

Kangaroos in Ogun state!!

I don laff taya, maybe they followed GEJ's aeroplane wen he went on a visit to brazil with Dame

Area_boy: LOL! did she see the shark or she just assumed it was?

I'll bet my money it was just a crab

190:


Kangaroos in Ogun state!!

I don laff taya, maybe they followed GEJ's aeroplane wen he went on a visit to brazil with Dame

packman:
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U RE TIRED OF LIFE......U RE COMPLETE CINERO OF A FAUSTRATED DUMB ASSS NIGERIAN IF AM CORRECT U RE FROM THE ALUU REGION THAT HAS THEIR BRAIN AT THE EDGE OF THEIR ANUS FLUTING THEIR CREEPY MOUTH ABOUT..... AM SURE U WERE ALSO BEING BEAT BY THE SHARK ABI IDIOTIC FELLOW [/size]

Okija_juju: Here are my problems with this sstory;



1. Its hard to believe that there are sharks in Delta State rivers..

2. The rivers of the Niger Delta are largely fresh water rivers and sadly SHARKS DONT LIVE IN FRESH WATER..

3. The only Shark that can be found in Fresh Water is the 'FRESH WATER SHARK' and they are not in Africa either..

4. Another Shark that can wonder into fresh Water is the BULL SHARK and even this shark will not swim into Delta State as in spends a very short time in fresh water..



Now I think its either 'Catfish, Croaker, Crab or Crayfish that must have bitten you not shark..

packman:
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U RE TIRED OF LIFE......U RE COMPLETE CINERO OF A FAUSTRATED DUMB ASSS NIGERIAN IF AM CORRECT U RE FROM THE ALUU REGION THAT HAS THEIR BRAIN AT THE EDGE OF THEIR ANUS FLUTING THEIR CREEPY MOUTH ABOUT..... AM SURE U WERE ALSO BEING BEAT BY THE SHARK ABI IDIOTIC FELLOW [/size]

packman: [size=20pt]SHARK.... DID I HEAR YOU SAY SHARK IN A RIVER

AND THE WOMAN ESCAPED SHARK.......

NAWA OOOOOOO NIGERIA WITH DIRTY UNBILIVABLE STORY

ABEG NA KOTE FISH NA IM THE WOMAN SEE [/size]

hardbody:

Seen and noted. When you argue with a madman, a bystander may find it difficult if not impossible determining who exactly is the psycho. Have a good day.

By the way, it is spelt 'frustrated' not 'faustrated' except you have a tounge problem which is affecting your writing (the brain directs what you write). Then i can understand the fact that you lisp when you talk.

'tongue'

QueenAw:


@Hardbody, leave the fool called packman. You corrected his spelling error and rather than show gratitude, he throws insults.
What an educated illiterate!!
How can he spell when he is full of arrogance? We blame the educational sector but truth is, some can never learn. When they talk or write, you wonder how they can claim to be students/graduates. Hm, graduates of gbagaunology!

valuka: abeg people, shark na salty-water fish, never will it survive in a fresh-water or mayb flood water.
nawa 4som ppl ooo.

aieromon: I saw a kangaroo today on my way to work. How about that?

sir-p2007:
SHARK KO...SHARKY NI.
I tot it was a U S submarine going to SYRIA tht hit her leg.

Humanbeans: That's Abigail lie. Shark in a river?. Madam pls tell us another lie. This is a bad lie

eledalo: Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah!

nagoma: Lessons learnt;

1. If you have been fasting for 3 days don't go to the river for your bathing.
2. Shark bite can be treated in patent medicine stores in Nigeria (although our Teaching Hospitals cannot treat appendicitis)
3. Watching too many films like "JAWS" can affect your perception.

Francheezy: SHARK TALE

philips70: No pun intended but what really qualifies a topic for the front page? I used to think when its hot and must have had some good patronage before it gets to the front page. Somebody who knows the criteria should please tell me.

bigcycs: I saw a red hippopotamus on my way 2 work 2day ,

harlos: gbagaun... Lobatan