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Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by chucky234(m): 12:29pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
UGHELLI—A 38-year-old woman, identified as Mrs. Torugbene-Ere Aboh, escaped death by the whiskers, following a violent attack on her by a shark at Forcados River in Oboro Community, Burutu Local Government Area of Delta State. www.m.naij.com/news/11271.html 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by gbanikiti(m): 12:58pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
The woman no serious! Maybe na catfish na im bite am. Seems she doesn't know what Shark is! If na shark bite her I don't think she would still be alive.smh 23 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by eledalo: 1:06pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah! 3 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Areaboy2(m): 1:07pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
LOL! did she see the shark or she just assumed it was? I'll bet my money it was just a crab 8 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by dangerzone: 1:07pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
gbanikiti: The woman no serious! Maybe na catfish na im bite am. Seems she doesn't know what Shark is! If na shark bite her I don't think she would still be alive.smhHahaha,u funny o,e fit even be tilapia fish hehe 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by philips70(m): 1:09pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
No pun intended but what really qualifies a topic for the front page? I used to think when its hot and must have had some good patronage before it gets to the front page. Somebody who knows the criteria should please tell me. |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by powerblaze(m): 1:10pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Shark in a community river? Probably a tributary of 'RIVER ALUU' 5 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by sexiestharam(f): 1:11pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
gbanikiti: The woman no serious! Maybe na catfish na im bite am. Seems she doesn't know what Shark is! If na shark bite her I don't think she would still be alive.smh |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by packman: 1:13pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
[size=20pt]SHARK.... DID I HEAR YOU SAY SHARK IN A RIVER AND THE WOMAN ESCAPED SHARK....... NAWA OOOOOOO NIGERIA WITH DIRTY UNBILIVABLE STORY ABEG NA KOTE FISH NA IM THE WOMAN SEE [/size] 13 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Nobody: 1:15pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Shark? I hear |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Super1759: 1:17pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Please don't blame the woman,she just finished 3days fasting and probably have not eaten. So she is seeing double. So the little catfish now seems like a SHARK. 11 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Nobody: 1:17pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Yabaleft is recruiting..... 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Nobody: 1:19pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
This story and the replies are damn funny. 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by hardbody: 1:19pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
packman: [size=20pt]SHARK.... DID I HEAR YOU SAY SHARK IN A RIVER The fact you have a challenge with legibility does not mean you should blind us with such huge fonts, haba mana. While at it, it is 'unbelievable'. We learn everyday. Perhaps if the fonts were normal and regular, i probably would not have spotted the gaffe. 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by a1solution: 1:23pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
No be shark na shakira. |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by femliany(m): 1:24pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
I doubt she was bitten by shark perhaps she was daydreaming |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Francheezy(m): 1:24pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
SHARK TALE 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by means(m): 1:26pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Next Sunday trust the pastor of her church and all the gullibles to scream hellelujah when she is given the microphone to give her testimony. Disgusting!!! 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by sirsilentwalker: 1:26pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
this story is a scam, do they even knw the pressure per square inch of a shark bite? its enuff to shatter her leg bones, if it was really a shark bite, they would be talkin abt hw d leg was deformed not stitches, abeg they shud go and look for th catfish that bit her, this kind village story sef 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Navalsadiq(m): 1:27pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Shark ke! Shakee ni!sapela water don corrode una brain finish.if na shark dem for no see your buddie na.shew! |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Jarus(m): 1:29pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
The most pathetic part is Vanguard also authoritatively reporting it as Shark. At best, I expect something like 'a water creature believed to be Shark'. That was very unprofessional of Vanguard. 3 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by gbanikiti(m): 1:30pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Super1759: Please don't blame the woman,she just finished 3days fasting and probably have not eaten. So she is seeing double. So the little catfish now seems like a SHARK.she lucky say no be whale she see,if not she would have ended up like jonah in the bible. 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by packman: 1:31pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
hardbody:[size=15pt] U RE TIRED OF LIFE......U RE COMPLETE CINERO OF A FAUSTRATED DUMB ASSS NIGERIAN IF AM CORRECT U RE FROM THE ALUU REGION THAT HAS THEIR BRAIN AT THE EDGE OF THEIR ANUS FLUTING THEIR CREEPY MOUTH ABOUT..... AM SURE U WERE ALSO BEING BEAT BY THE SHARK ABI IDIOTIC FELLOW [/size] 3 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Nobody: 1:35pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
packman: Herein lies another gaffe 3 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Odinaka00(m): 1:36pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
If na like Ŧħåϯ then I guess I ve been bitten by a big wale in my village river wen I was a kid, I was washing my christmas clothes, then sth come bite ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ small 4 leg, naim I screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, my fwend come rescue ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥......nor βξ only shark 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by igbsam(m): 1:36pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
packman:What's with the insult na. Haba! u sef, why u go use big font ? Dem correct u, the next thing now na to dey curse. Na wa o! 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Goldenheart(m): 1:37pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
lol....shark! She has been watching 2much movies 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by wirewire(m): 1:38pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
;Dlol eledalo: Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah! |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by UNLEASHED(m): 1:40pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
A shark? if a shark bites you ma, there will be no room for stitches 2 Likes |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Dopefiend(m): 1:40pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
She was bathing in d river.....with her brethren? 1 Like |
Re: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Humanbeans(m): 1:42pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
That's Abigail lie. Shark in a river?. Madam pls tell us another lie. This is a bad lie |
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