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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 3:35pm On Feb 29, 2008
sinfulthug,no wyn me ooo
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 8:32pm On Feb 29, 2008
i kow that its impossible
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:11pm On Feb 29, 2008
he wan die be that
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 9:47pm On Feb 29, 2008
good old saucey
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 9:11am On Mar 01, 2008
lets c who . . .na u go die

na OPC go deal wit u


saucekid:

he wan die be that
& u na wa o, u no dey ever mind ur own bizness, na wa o, u ll b a great havoc in ur face me i face u abode
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 10:35am On Mar 01, 2008
holybug, please stop bugging the life of the kid, don't you know he got the powers to samboribobolise your yebaribaristic self?

bugs, hmmm, now that has got to whet the poultry appetite grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:52am On Mar 01, 2008
wow!
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 12:27pm On Mar 01, 2008
@ turkey say dat on easter. . . hope u survive d feast
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 12:30pm On Mar 01, 2008
mr turkey, for the last time, [size=16pt]INCREASE UR FONT SIZE, IT MAKES MY COMPUTER SCREEN SCREAM!!!!![/size]
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 12:32pm On Mar 01, 2008
[size=16pt]WHAO, I kinda like this font size, well lets c how far i can go with it[/size]
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 12:34pm On Mar 01, 2008
holybug indeed

@ webdezzi
kill yourself then
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 12:35pm On Mar 01, 2008
:d
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:41pm On Mar 01, 2008
okay, after repeated appeals by the majority of my share holders, we have reached a compromise as to if my font size should be increased. this was after due consultation with the powers that be here on nairaland and a global refferendum that was taken, and me being a democratic turkey, adhering strictly to due process and the tenets of democracy have voluntarily decided to increase my font size, hope this is visible enough for you to see grin

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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 12:43pm On Mar 01, 2008
saucy u & turkey make a perfect combination
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:46pm On Mar 01, 2008
holythug:

saucy u & turkey make a perfect combination
shocked whaaat! are you implying that the kid is a turkeeey!!!

grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01, 2008
saucy u & turkey make a perfect combination



saucy u & turkey make a perfect combination







no, that u are a slowpoke, cos u do not know the deferent btw this words.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 12:52pm On Mar 01, 2008
no think of roasted turkey grilled wit sauce. . . .yum yum
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 12:55pm On Mar 01, 2008
success123:






saucy u & turkey make a perfect combination



saucy u & turkey make a perfect combination







no, that u are a slowpoke, because u do not know the deferent between this words.



mugu. . .y dnt u use ur brain. . .did i say sauce & turkey mean d same thing, , ,i guess u were seatin wen u typed those words, cos ur brain is stuck btw ur dirty ass
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:56pm On Mar 01, 2008
slowpoke, mugu, now you flatter me with words grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 1:01pm On Mar 01, 2008
see flattering
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 1:07pm On Mar 01, 2008
holybug do u know what i think, i think that u are a fool, open ur eyes and read, i was referring to turkey
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:11pm On Mar 01, 2008
who gives a shit wat u tink. . .i m referrin to u & dats it. . .u can hang for all i care tongue
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 1:14pm On Mar 01, 2008
we are in for one hell of a confrontation here, on the green corner is the holybug and in the green corner is the successful 123 man grin

thot i was the officially recognised cannon fodder meeen, i freely relinquish that status to the victim of this epic showdown, but mind you, blows and kicks allowed, even hair pullung and eye scratching, but pleeaaaase no hanging grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 1:15pm On Mar 01, 2008
and u shall be destroy by thunder and lighting
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:17pm On Mar 01, 2008
turkey. . . grin ready for fun ride on . . . .*pulls turkeys left ear closer & whispers*d fool no knw say i just dey wyn am, me wey no sabi vex
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 1:19pm On Mar 01, 2008
ooooooh, this is getting real interesting, updated scores:

Bug angels: 1

Super 123: 1

more, moooooooooooooreeeee grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:19pm On Mar 01, 2008
see display grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 1:20pm On Mar 01, 2008
may amadioha castrate u there holybug.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:20pm On Mar 01, 2008
success123:

and u shall be destroy by thunder and lighting
*laffin* na u dey worship amadioha. . .so i guess u r d one who av prbs wit thunder & lighting

sorry, i no dey work for NEPA PHCN
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:21pm On Mar 01, 2008
and also with u amen
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:23pm On Mar 01, 2008
am  not gonna display stupidity wit a low levelled cybercafe worker

am gonna av a nice time. . .its a happy weekend  grin *still laffin*
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 1:28pm On Mar 01, 2008
lets do it like dis . . . .silence is d best answer for a fool so i ll watch y alpha dog barks. go ahead sussy

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