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No Response by feelgood(m): 2:56pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
Hard of Hearing "Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing." "I'll have my nurse make an appointment for her, but in the meantime, there's a simple, informal test you can run to give us an idea how bad the problem is. Here's what you do: start out about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone, say something and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet and so on, until you get a response." That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner and he was in the living room. In a normal tone, he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" No response. So, the husband moves to the other end of the room and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response. Next, he moves into the dining room. "Honey, what's for supper?" He gets no response, so he walks up to the kitchen door. "Honey, what's for supper?" Again, there was no response, so he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?" "Harry! For the fifth time, I said chicken!" |
Re: No Response by ituen(m): 5:16pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
The man is har of hearing |
Re: No Response by tufe(m): 7:13pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
lol |
Re: No Response by tjtj1(m): 1:52am On Jan 23, 2008 |
lol |
Re: No Response by ThugLife1(m): 2:40am On Jan 23, 2008 |
Re: No Response by clemcykul(f): 11:10am On Jan 23, 2008 |
ROFMLO its the man who's got the problem this is a very hilarious joke heyy feelgood am taking u out 2day ur joke is damm funny lmao |
Re: No Response by Lolabbey: 3:34pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
she na d woman get problm abi na d man? nairalanders na wah o dats a cool one kip it up |
Re: No Response by nightnurse(f): 3:42pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
men this is a very good joke, see pot calling plate black |
Re: No Response by nightnurse(f): 3:44pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
men this is a very good joke, see pot calling plate black |
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