This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao (637 Views)
Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) / Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread / Joke Section 2009 Awards (2) (3) (4)
| This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Chokolee(m): 9:30am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Imagine praying and hearing this from heaven.Thank u for calling my father's house,pls select one of the following options;for request press 1,for thanksgiving press 2,for complains press 3,and for all other enquires press 4,and what if God used the familiar excuse,i'm sorry all our angels are busy helping other sinners right now,however your prayer is important to us and will be answered in order it was recieved,so,please,stay on the line,can u imagine getting this responses as you call God in prayer? If you would like to speak to angel gabriel,press 1,micheal press 2,for a directory of other angels,press 3 and if you would like to hear king david sing a psalm while holding on,press 4,to find out if a loved has been assigned to heaven,press 5,enter his or her social security number then press the harsh key,if u get a negative response try area code 666,if u heard our computer show dat you have already prayed once today,pls hang up and pray again tomorrow or this office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday,pls pray again on monday morning,9:30,if u need emergency assistance contact ur local pastors or prayer worriors! 2 Likes
|
| Re: This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Chokolee(m): 9:34am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Na wao... Neva u Marry a Computer Engineer Husband  Returning late frm work) "Good Eveningdear....I' m now logged in." Wife:Have u brought d groceries? Husband :Bad command or filename. Wife:But I told u in d morning Husband :Syntax Error. Abort? Wife:Wat abt my new TV? Husband :Variable not found . . . Wife:At least,give me ur Credit Card,I want 2 do someshopping. Husband :Sharing Violation.Access denied Wife:Do u luv me or do u only love computers or are u just being funny? Husband :Too many parameters. . . Wife:It was a great mistake dat I married an idiot like u. Husband :Data type mismatch. Wife:u'r useless. Husband :It's by Default. Wife:Wat abt ur Salary? Husband :File in use . . .Try later. Wife:What is my value in d family. Husband :Unknown Virus 2 Likes |
| Re: This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Chokolee(m): 9:55am On Oct 15, 2012 |
No time o...anywhere no house o..man must survive!
|
| Re: This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Lagusta(m): 9:57am On Oct 15, 2012 |
It was this response that got me jerking on the floor....... Chokolee: 1 Like |
| Re: This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Chokolee(m): 9:59am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Bad road for naija don make dis Chokrel buy canvas oo
|
| Re: This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Chokolee(m): 10:02am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Brazillian hair is gud o, see as dis lioness package keep for her husband...no be only una sabi de tin naa
|
| Re: This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Chokolee(m): 10:04am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Sweet Dreamss...
|
| Re: This No Be Joke,but De Tin De Joke Section..nawao by Victorjoseph(m): 10:09am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Lol |
(1) (Reply)
Places In Naija And Their different styles of driving. / Pregnant Child And Her Mama. Pigin English Onl / Those Days
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 13 |