A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a very healthy worm. He said to the audience:

"This jar contain water"
He dropped the worm in the jar and said, "Please watch the reaction". The worm swam to the side of the jar and up it floats dangling and swimming.

The man took the worm out of the first jar and put it in the second jar containing alcohol and said to the audience " now watch the reaction" The worm went right down into the water and struggled for survival. There and then every body saw the worm shrinking and this-integrating, and in one word, died.

The man turned round an asked the audience " what would you all say to this".

After a long silence, someone from the rear stood up and said
" I can see that if I drink alcohol, there will be no more worn in my body".


An old man lived alone in Amsterdam. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Jeovy, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Jeovy:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Jeovy

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Jeovy

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig

that's fucking hilarious. ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

no comment YET

good

samyyyyyyy where ave yhu been

Nice

ha ha ha ha ah,, heh heh heh, wa wa ha

U laugh like a monsta  a fat one too

He must have learnt that from you, as a senior monster!

anoda monster complaining above me

na only monsta dey know MONSTER

Seconded!

Professors of Monsterity, don dey show dem sefs

Who be da monsta? Where is da monsta?

OMFG!! **cryin bitterly**
i hate dis joke section. . must everything be soooooooooo long

lloll. . .  i love d first n' d last jokes , reli funny especially d last one because[size=5pt] i can't reli remember d first one[/size]

because your the cow

n' u d pig . .

Yawns . . . .dry

lol

hei Clem, whts up?

na wetin dey hapun for all of una sef. bring life here

We be God wey dey give Life?

scholarist:

na wetin dey hapun for all of una sef. bring life here

lemmme start by takin urs. .

Go ahead and take the thing jo

sima:

lemmme start by takin urs. .

IF U TAKE MY LIFE ,U KNOW, thats murder

but i'm doin u a favour nw. . . u're suppose to show appreciation

see the kind favor wey you dey do, dis gal na wa for you ooo

lol

i dont know if it's byforce to post. . wetin be lol nw