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Plz Help Me Thank God. Seriously! by MCDumexx: 6:59pm On Oct 22, 2012
Plz this is just my testimony. I just got an appointment now and wish 2share 2d luvly people on NL

Pls join me in thanking and praising Baba God 4 His blessing and favor in my life today, i tell u, it is good to have d fear of God at heart and to be honest. I was coming home yesterday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on d floor, i opened it and behold what i found inside; 200,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but i took d bag home and when i emptied it, i found some documents, ID Card, ATM, a blackberry porch and iphone 5. I thought about throwing d Sims in d phone away and keep d phones and also dispose d documents and use d money 4 myself. After a long thought, i decided to leave things as they where, hoping dat d owner would call. Not long after, a call came through on d iphone, i picked it and talk*with d caller. Apparently it was d owner of d bag cos he named absolutely every content in d bag. We met afterwards and i handed over d bag to him. He offered me 10,000 dollars but i turned it down, he collected my contact and i left. Today, i mean today, he called me and offered me a job in Chevron worth N800,000 per month, 3 bedroom flat fully furnished and a 2012 BMW X6. As i was dancing and jubilating and about testing d car, my Big Brother just woke me up with a slap and said * Dumexx, oya, oya, Eba don ready* * how Was ur day?

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Re: Plz Help Me Thank God. Seriously! by realsammie(m): 10:35pm On Oct 22, 2012
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Re: Plz Help Me Thank God. Seriously! by Chibest2000(m): 11:05pm On Oct 22, 2012
Buahahahahahaa, dis guy d yearn 2 far a job of 800,000k per month. Hahahahaaa cheesy
Re: Plz Help Me Thank God. Seriously! by larride(m): 11:55pm On Oct 22, 2012
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Re: Plz Help Me Thank God. Seriously! by MCDumexx: 7:21am On Oct 23, 2012
Chibest2000: Buahahahahahaa, dis guy d yearn 2 far a job of 800,000k per month. Hahahahaaa cheesy

My broda, no be small dream o. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​
Re: Plz Help Me Thank God. Seriously! by MCDumexx: 7:22am On Oct 23, 2012
larride: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Thanks presido.


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