We're conducting a survey to know the mobile phone functionalities, both business, utility and entertainment, that people will desire to have on their phones.

Kindly let us know those functionalities/capabilities you wish your phone had.



e.g I wish my phone could know when i'm the one holding it. If anyother un-authorised person holds it, it locks.


Now, guys Lets hear yous,

Obviously you have something to hide

anyway they should make a phone that teleports people

I thought there was a thread related to this issue, (" things you never knew your cellphone coul do" why creating another.?

Yo dee, check this


scary

@Poster
give me a phone that's solar charged.

so tht's wht i want, when am i getting it?

No wonder a post ago, I felt the urge to kick you.

@Dee
yoouuuch! the thought of that hurts!
aight no biggy, lets keep the thread clean.

lemme see

well lets say i have not yet used the most powerful and recent fones and the fact that i am in 9ja too also makes me dream alot but no moni to realise those dreams.

>Lie detector*
>Mind reader (female compatible)*
>Laser ray emitter
>atomic rocket launcher
>ATM*
>HDTV
>Memory eraser (that flashing thing in MIB)*
>Weed wrapper
>DVD Writer

just to mention but a few

*if u no fit provide all just provide the ones in asterisks.
Thanks man, i would really appreciate ur giving me this phone before the end of next week. no jones o.

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dragnet:

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start na

Ok . .here's an idea. . . Just think of ALL the gadgets JAMES BOND has ever used

Ok . .here's an idea. . . Just think of ALL the gadgets JAMES BOND has ever used c0mpacted into a ph0ne

dragnet i was thinking of the same thing while i was malking my list o, lol

Dual Core, I always envy that guy o! . . All the gadgets & the ladies

dragnet:

the ladies

3 gbosa for u.

D C !! Na only dat 0ne u fit qu0te !! I PREFER THE GADGETS !!!

dragnet:

D C !! Na only that 0ne u fit qu0te !! I PREFER THE GADGETS !!!

mee too, but the ladies have a higher priority. _{Ladies first}

DC. . . .Nah ! for me its gadgets 1st . . .as 4 ladies. ."mulie ex c0nfici0"(w0men are the ruin of men)<I think thats the meaning>

Hmmm. _{where do I stat from. Oya now}

Invisibility- Nobody should be able to see the phone except me!

The phone must have all types of JUJU, both African and Western JuJU like AMUDO, MADARIKAN, AWIMAYEHUN, OGUN OWO!

The Phone must be able to turn into Different legendary animals like Dragon, Dinosaur, Unicorn, Anaconda and so many more

The Phone should be able to solve all types of equations in the world and must be able to think on its own while I'm too busy!

The Phone should be a clone of myself, something like my photocopy so he can disguise to be me and act as ERU IKU in dangerous circumstances. You know if Saula (The Agbero Leader) had that he wouldn't have been killed!

The Phone should be able to compose Hip Hop, R&B, Reggae and so many music on its own, ^{and they must definitely be a hit!}

The Phone should be able to supply JAMB, GMAT, TOEFL, SSCE, SAT answers _{even before I get to the examination hall}.

Reproduction: The phone should be asexually reproductive so he can give birth to younger ones for me!

The phone should be able to detect people's intention towards me even before it happens, _{something like Spiderman's senses}

The Phone should be a Medical doctor, A Lawyer, A Police, A Bodyguard, A FoodSeller, A Lecturer, A Cleaner, A Gateman and so on, so I don't have to spend money again!

More! More! More! More! More!

_{This is just a tip of the ice-berg}

I just want a phone that'll be able 2 do anything i want it 2 do. . . . . .

tope_teadr:

I just want a phone that'll be able 2 do anything i want it 2 do. . . . . .

GUEss u're that Lazy type,
humm,

well, would love if my phone's some kind of transformer(i.e be able 2 change 2 any thing like;gun,car,money, just any cool thing.

@poster, what a thread? Well you brood only when u are idle because there is shame in laziness, but not in ignorance.

i need just 1 special feature from my phone= to dey print confirm hard currency, the rest i go do with the money