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Daddy And Son by Nobody: 2:59pm On Oct 24, 2012
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and
want to date this
awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is
she?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you
hadn't said that. I
have to tell you something
son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is
actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed
out, but
life goes on, and indeed, a
couple of months later...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again
and she is even
hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is
she? Son: It's Angela, The other
neighbor's
daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you
hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times
and the son was
so mad, he went straight to his
mother
crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love
with six girls but I'can't date
any of them
because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you
want.Thats not your
father
Re: Daddy And Son by SirECO(m): 3:35pm On Oct 24, 2012
Both parents are playing away game. Do me I do you the equation is balanced.
Re: Daddy And Son by KDK(m): 10:37am On Nov 03, 2012
grin

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