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Akpos & Johnny Went For An Interview. by billios: 10:28am On Dec 04, 2012
Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment. johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office.. (the manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first millitary head
of state in Nigeria..
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..
Manager: when was the North and
southern protectorate in Nigeria
Almagamated. . Johnny: 1914..
Manager. Dat is gud of you..
Question no 3, is it true that the cure for
hiv/ aids is discovered.. Johnny: eehm..
yes but not scientifically proven...
Manager: good way of answering
questions, pls can you wait for us outside
and we will attend to you later... (when
johnny went outside akpors asked him)..
Akpors: johnny, what are the questions
and please tell me the answers??..
(as johnny was about to tell akpors the
questions and answer, the manager
shouted from inside `NEXT'..
Akpors then said to Johnny)..
Akpors. Ok tell me only the answers..
Johnny: answer to
number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi,
number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not scientifically
proven
(mumu Akpors got to d interview, after
exchanging greetings, d manager told him
to sit down) manager. Please sir, What is ur name?
Akpors : General Aguyi Ironsi
(manager became confused)
Manager. Please what year where you
born?
Akpors: 1914
Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpors)!!
are u mad?!!!
Akpors: Yes, but not scientifically
proven.hehehehehehe have a lovely day
peepz

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