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Smart Akpos. by bunmioguns(m): 4:38pm On Oct 27, 2012
A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Barrister Akpors,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-accountant.


The godfather asks the accountant,

"Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The accountant does not answer.
The godfather asks again,


"Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

Barrister Akpors interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."




The godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!"
Barrister Akpors, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.



The accountant signs back,
"I don't know what you are talking about."

Barrister Akpors interprets to the
godfather,

"He doesn't know what you are talking about."



The godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the table of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!"




Barrister Akpors signs to the accountant,
"Wants to know where it is!"




The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"



The godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"


Barrister Akpors interprets to the
godfather,
















"He says,










Go to hell,


















you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin






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Re: Smart Akpos. by bingbagbo(m): 4:45pm On Oct 27, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

u never zissappoint grin grin grin grin


great joke cheesy
Re: Smart Akpos. by bunmioguns(m): 4:48pm On Oct 27, 2012
bin gbagbo: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

u never zissappoint grin grin grin grin


great joke cheesy


thank you my mentor. . .i take am resemble you grin grin grin grin
Re: Smart Akpos. by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:50pm On Oct 27, 2012
SO FUNNICIOUS AND FANTABULOUS!!
Re: Smart Akpos. by bingbagbo(m): 4:52pm On Oct 27, 2012
bunmioguns:


thank you my mentor. . .i take am resemble you grin grin grin grin



grin grin grin
Re: Smart Akpos. by Lagusta(m): 4:55pm On Oct 27, 2012
But, I hav seen this joke b4
Re: Smart Akpos. by VivaSplendor(m): 5:17pm On Oct 27, 2012
Nyc 1... Xpecialy d pix it realy got me lafin nd rollinnnnng.! grin grin
Re: Smart Akpos. by Nobody: 5:24pm On Oct 27, 2012
bunmioguns: A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Barrister Akpors,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-accountant.


The godfather asks the accountant,

"Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The accountant does not answer.
The godfather asks again,


"Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

Barrister Akpors interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."




The godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!"
Barrister Akpors, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.



The accountant signs back,
"I don't know what you are talking about."

Barrister Akpors interprets to the
godfather,

"He doesn't know what you are talking about."



The godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the table of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!"




Barrister Akpors signs to the accountant,
"Wants to know where it is!"




The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"



The godfather says, "Well, what did he say?"


Barrister Akpors interprets to the
godfather,
















"He says,










Go to hell,


















you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin






you all shld go to our new bar https://www.nairaland.com/1085976/offtopic-bar-joint-projaners-bg-barman#12721643 to enjoy urself cool cool cool
Is this a yoke??.?
Re: Smart Akpos. by Nobody: 5:24pm On Oct 27, 2012
I swear jokes don finish.. E be like say I don hear dem all in one way or the other..
Re: Smart Akpos. by slimchi2k2(m): 5:37pm On Oct 27, 2012
nice joke and funny pix
up PROJAN

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