Lero15: For me, I'll say it's dry bones rising again and becoming flesh in the book of Ezekiel...what's yours? Just one, please.

rationalmind: Here is mine
1. The donkey that talked to balaam
2. Jonah and the fish.

obadiah777: those are not miracles. those are allegorical stories. the fish is the roman empire ( usa and europe ). havent read the donkey story in ages but if i do i am sure i can tell you what it represents

rationalmind:

If I want to play this game of allegories with you, I bet you won't be able to mention any single miracle in d bible again. They all can be given different interpretations saying they are allegories. Its just gonna take my time n m not ready to engage in it with you

obadiah777: the real miracle is how the lord created human spirits and human bodies. now thats a miracle. all that turning water to wine, walking on water, making the blind see, valley of dry bones, talking snake, parting the red sea, jonahs fish etc etc etc ? all allegorical

rationalmind:

Lol, and also how the lord created himself from nothing. That's also a miracle.

Ure a smart christian. Smart christians have learnt to hide under allegories. Some silly ones still try to take those moonlight tales literally and rationalise them.

obadiah777: hmmm the first human on earth was also created out of nothing. how do you explain that ?

rationalmind:

I don't know n I don't claim to know

obadiah777: and there you have it. an admittance of ignorance. i am glad you accept that you are ignorant of things beyond your sphere of understanding such as how the first human was created out of nothing and how God was created out of nothing

rationalmind:

Lol, since you know why not tell us? Don't just tell us He did it. Tell us HOW he did it with detailed explanation and references if possible.

Dap07: 1. Parting of the red sea
2. A virgin conceiving
3. The apostles speaking in tongues
abi dose ones are allegory too?

obadiah777: mary had s-e-x with joseph. and i can prove it. and the red sea is a nation of people not a body of water and apostles speaking in tongues they knew when they were young is not what you think it is

obadiah777: mary had s-e-x with joseph. and i can prove it. and the red sea is a nation of people not a body of water and apostles speaking in tongues they knew when they were young is not what you think it is

vanhelsing: Samson killed 1000 philistines with the jawbone of a donkey, now it'll take on the average 1 minute to kill 1 person since its not like they lined up and submitted their heads willingly...Hence it'll take 16-17hours to kill 1000 men, I sure most of y'all have watched Jet li's "The one" or "The Matrix" and screamed "film trick"lol

Where does one get the strength to fight for 17 hours? Fast forward to this millennium,he could have represented a country during the world war 2 all alone....Lmao

obadiah777: and there you have it. an admittance of ignorance. i am glad you accept that you are ignorant of things beyond your sphere of understanding such as how the first human was created out of nothing and how God was created out of nothing

Dap07:
ehn ehn.. *grabs a bottle of Bud*..oya, tell me more..

MostHigh:

obadiah777: Ok first up. mary had s-x-x with joseph. she wasnt no dayum 'virgin'. i decided to make a special thread on it. this is it here https://www.nairaland.com/1508216/italo-belligerent-catholic-mary-wasnt

let me know if you hear or forbear then we shall proceed

Dap07:
Obadiah of life!!...ride on man!!