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The Doctor And The Attorneys by kinglarry(m): 11:20pm On Apr 18, 2006 |
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the physician, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the physician's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other attorney said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the physician obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other attorney picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Physician returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Physician slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by diddy4(m): 11:55pm On Apr 18, 2006 |
that is so disgusting? |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by Seun(m): 12:00am On Apr 19, 2006 |
Nice one! |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by O4real(m): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
Keep it rolling larry, am feelin ya!!! |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by Zahymaka(m): 7:55pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
Those guys will puke till eternity. |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by Free(f): 2:58pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by jayemkay(f): 6:54pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
hahaha |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by tolutope(m): 7:47am On Apr 21, 2006 |
pissin in coke, must be vanilla flavour |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by kinglarry(m): 9:46pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
tolutope: Capital No, its a malaria flavour |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by Zahymaka(m): 4:03am On Apr 24, 2006 |
kinglarry: Prithee -- hast thou tasted it? |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by Z4M4eva(f): 12:35pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
l.o.l |
Re: The Doctor And The Attorneys by kinglarry(m): 8:26pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
Zahymaka: I recommend it for you |
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