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Nairaland Dieticians And Nutritionists,please Help Me Get Fat / I Want To 2 Get Fat / Help!i Want To Get Fat. (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Ehido(m): 8:17am On Feb 22, 2008 |
Hey, All you have to do is just mix Igbo (cannabis or indian hemp) with your food then come back and tell us how u feel. I bet you will recommend it to your friends it is very effective. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Elgaxton(m): 9:38am On Feb 22, 2008 |
Abi ooo. What frustrates me more is when you don't see your size in the market. I shop in the teenage section and I'm not even a teenager. [b]I just want curves not fat ooo [/b]Cheesy @Stillwater LMAO There's this string -like- bead stuff caled JIGIDA. Tie am for ya waist for some weeks the Curves go appear sharply so far flesh dey the body the thin wan compress. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 11:03am On Feb 22, 2008 |
@Stillwater Exactly o. Age 12-13, lol i sometimes wear that size. @Tkb i dont know what you mean @Na2Day ok o! send me ticket money i will reach yankee sharp sharp! Today that i just went for class i was in pants and a nice lbaby sleeved top A friend was like, You are thin when will you start adding flesh i said, You talk like theres a place they buy flesh! if you know the place, tell me o! But im gona start by taking eggs and milk alot that cant be too bad |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by funkybaby(f): 12:43pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@gamine drink lots of thick cocoa ( i recommend Nestle's Milo) with loads of milk. Take it about four times a day or more. Hot or Cold, the choice is yours. Trust me, you will definitely add extra kilos. Do this for about two months and you will notice remarkable difference. 1 Like |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 1:43pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
FunkyBABY i take it you have tried this method |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Pitokwe(m): 2:25pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
HI, is it your picture i am seein on ur profile? Eat Eba always and sleep regularly |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Eat eba?? i reli cant sleep regularly |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by madeonline(m): 5:13pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Eat, sleep and rest (siesta) regularly and you would get fat. Am "slightly thin" and each time I descipline myself to follow this routine I add some weight. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by lukmond: 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
how come nobody is really saying anything about this gamine's picture. i magine that face on a fat body!!!!!!hha na wa for una sef. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 6:02pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Lol wetin concern my picture with My size pls oo! @Made thanks, i guess i hav to relli do smthing abt d sleeping part |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by holythug(m): 6:05pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
get a vulcanizer |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by funkybaby(f): 7:21pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@gamine oh yes. i have tried it. infact, it 'over-worked' for me. Sometimes, i break into the cup of thick cocoa- chocolate biscuits. Believe me, it is filling and also fattening. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 8:16pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Funky omo i gbadun u o! Thanks alot! i will take it in moderation sha |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by holythug(m): 8:21pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
now am talkin to u try livin on cheese, milk, butter, margarine, whale's blubber, groudnut take dis moderately cos of pimples , pizza, chicken, den for enhancement of d tummy try gulder |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by darkey(m): 10:05pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@ gamine do u think the same advice will work for me considering the fact that my case might b close to that of jughead |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 10:10pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Heh eh ehe You can try na |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by darkey(m): 10:22pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
though pple said dat when i 'settle'( get married) down, i will add weight. i want to claim ignorance. what will i benefit from marriage that will make me fat |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 11:30pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Home cookin na Use your imagination! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by pahtahkee: 1:48am On Feb 23, 2008 |
Trouble dey lie fallow, you trying to put it on |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by WesleyanA(f): 6:44am On Feb 23, 2008 |
find an 'all you can eat' buffet and go there 3 times a day, everyday. exercise less and eat sweet foods and candy right before you go to bed everyday. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by emiemi(f): 3:12pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
It's very simple, GET PREGNANT. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 3:33pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
@Wes i dont exercise i eat sweets n candy before i go to bed the buffet thingy/ wont work in my school @Emiemi i ask again, what do i do with the baby |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by ronkybaby(f): 3:43pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
cool, im not d only one then! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by remyjims(m): 6:49pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
You can try these Increase your ration Drink milk or juice at meal time Relax more It works. You should see change within 3 months, if not them you are probably programmed to be slim, guess it's healthy to stay slim!! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by ThugLife1(m): 11:56pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Drink Milk and ice cream everyday |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by na2day2(m): 7:52am On Feb 24, 2008 |
donate the baby and then get pregnant again Gamine: |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by holythug(m): 5:48pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by querida(f): 11:39am On Feb 26, 2008 |
i think i av d same problem iv tried to eat things with alot of fat but instead i get pimples on my face which is worst |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by emiemi(f): 2:17pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
Gamine:What sort of question is that? U can drop the baby at the orphange if u are not ready to keep it, but then u would have achieved your objective: GETTING BOODILICIOUS |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by emiemi(f): 3:23pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
emiemi:On a more serious note, you might not be able to get fat if you are still a student (we weren't well informed of what u do) considering the kind of stress u are daily subjected to. I remember I had this ''kanga'' on my neck back then in sch. but now everywhere is covered up with flesh. So my dear don't stress yourself, when your body senses less stress for itself, it will adjust accordingly and you will be the happier. cheers |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by choco4life(m): 5:15pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
What an irony, when people would do anything to shed just 5 pounds. i think ushud rethink ur decision |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by babylar: 7:14pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
@Gamine, different strokes for different folks. i'm not exactly on the fat side but wish i were a very slim person. please appreciate what you have, being slim has more advantages |
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