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Nairaland Dieticians And Nutritionists,please Help Me Get Fat / I Want To 2 Get Fat / Help!i Want To Get Fat. (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by uspry1(f): 3:34am On Mar 29, 2008 |
@poster Lol! I understand how you feel being skinny all your life. I was in your shoe being skinny no matter how much i eat junk food, fruits, and vegetable too much, it does not make me gaining weight. People at school made fun of me calling bad names, "Olivia, cartooned Popeye's girlfriend", "skinny like a pencil", "bacon", "no meat", etc. I had flat chest and flat butt---unattractive. I don't have pimples or acne---clean face everyone say that i have baby face. I used to be size 3 from middle school all the way to college life, I felt myself so miserable and isolated---no one want dating me, only ugly guys dated me. After i was forced getting married to stay out of wedlock pregnancy after my college graduation! PRESTO! I gained weight! Large bust and firm big butt proportioned(use secret boob exercise since high school---no drug, no surgery, and no cream). Now I wear size 10 or 12 clothes watching out what I eat healthy food. Just like a children's nursery book I remembered the story, "The Uglying Duck" where it turned into beautiful swan. That's how I felt now!!! @poster, get pregnant yourself is the only way you will get gaining weight. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 3:41pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
@Ruky Soon n very soon! @Nannu How will you send it?? @Uspry1 i was called packet of bones, skeleton 101, . . , lol its so funny to me now pple say im ok now but im not ok with it o Anyways, i have resigned my self to fate then i have to just get pregnant thanks |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by justbones(m): 6:22pm On Mar 30, 2008 |
@gamine i'll say ur okay anyway ur fatter than me anyday |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by ephisi(m): 2:09am On Apr 21, 2008 |
duh |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Nobody: 7:56pm On Apr 21, 2008 |
What sort of picture is that on your profile? |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by tflow2(m): 2:46am On Apr 30, 2008 |
OK, Lepa's in the house. I am a fellow Lepa-don-try-everything-but-no result person and to make it worse, I am tall. 6fts. I am on a GET-FAT-DIET myself now. You might find the combination funny, crazy, or outrageous. * Wakey-Wakey (am) - Cannabis Tea (Makes you have a "WOW" appetite) * Exercise - That makes all the food you eat afterwards to fall into the right places and brings out the right curvy shape you really need (Mind you, we don't need FAT, but some wrap up meat) * Eat everything you want to during the day, but watch fatty food, not healthy, Sleep, Sleep and Sleep, * Bedtime (pm) - Drink a "Uggghh" mixture of Malt, Condensed/Skimmed Milk and Eggs. * Then Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, hehe * Let me know what happens after a month. I too gbadun myself now, With the kain body wey I dey build so, Mr 9ja don get quit notice oh, hahaha |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by spoilt(f): 1:49am On May 04, 2008 |
eat sticks of butter. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 1:51am On May 04, 2008 |
I have seen something im gonna buy , its a protein booster and weight gain recipe when i add the requiredd suplements i should be good to go! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Elgaxton(m): 12:16pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
@Gamine pls what do u wanna buy, fill me in abeg ) |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 12:27pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
Go to Ceddi you will see it dia! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Motee(f): 2:56pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Gamine, is there anywhere that is sold in Nigeria? |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 6:07pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Yes its a GNC store at the Ceddi plaza in Abuja its a cool pharmacy |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Motee(f): 11:16am On Aug 21, 2008 |
Waoh thanks, a step further! anywhere in Lagos, ? |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 11:29am On Aug 21, 2008 |
I havent really seen anywhere in lagos but you can check the palms |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by moHot(f): 12:15pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@ poster you are beautiful as you are girl--- stop giving yourself unnecessary headache, most people would die to have a figure like yours, i think you should start appreciating yourself. Am happy the way i look , i am slim but you can call me a skinny girl;but then i think those things are just secondary in the issues of life, i think what matter most is what you have inside--- ciao!!! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 12:19pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Yeah thanks i do know all that. i just want to be health thats all really |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by moHot(f): 12:31pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
yea everyone does but areĀ you saying you ain't healthy because u're skinny?oops! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 12:57pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
No! im saying im not healthy right now and its making me skinny |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by moHot(f): 2:01pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
omg!!! sori o, i wish you gud health that will navigate you to fatness but i hope you will like the fatness when it eventually come. |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 2:22pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
lololol chei!! u pple sef!! |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by shilling(f): 3:06pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@ poster I'm in the same situation. I don't want to get fat, I just want to put on a few kgs. A lot of things may be preventing you from gaining weight such as a fast metabolism, genetics, etc. I've been trying to get some info about this. Here's what I've come up with so far. It seems to be working. Never go on an empty tummy. Eat every 2 or 3 hours Eat lots of peanuts and nuts in general Talk to your doctor about your metabolism rate. You may need a drug to slow it down Avoid excercise (walking, take elevators instead) |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 3:17pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Hmm i do everything NOT i walk alot. i don't eat often i don't take nuts Chei! Thanks for the advice of course i don't want to be FAT [b]7[/b]kgs, is my aim |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by shilling(f): 3:25pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Should I send the food plan to you? How? It's doing wonders for me who tried and tried to become fat but couldn't. You need this |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 3:27pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
yeah, pls do and pls u dey naija?? |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by shilling(f): 3:31pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
No. Can send it 2u via email. Email add pls |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 3:52pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
ok erhmm Thanks! i asked for location, because some things maybe unrealistic for pesin wey dey live for naija o |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by shilling(f): 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
I understand so I'll edit and remove some parts of the article |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Tanks a bunsh |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by LASIEFAIRE(m): 5:17pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Check this GNC products out. http://www.gnc.com/sm-sports-nutrition-nitric-oxide-weight-gainers--fi-2108309.html Just hope you dont get too fat. You just have to drink it up. Its about 1400 calories per GNC bottle. Do a light physical exercise to stay healthy. I can guarantee you will get fat. Drink twice or three times a day. You will be surprised at how fast you will get what you desire. Just a reminder, Losing wait is Hardddddddddddddddd . . . . . . . . . Good luck |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 5:23pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
thanks see me saying GMC. lol lemme modify ooh |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Caliente(m): 6:21pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Skeleton 101 is cool[/size] |
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by adewaleafolabi(m): 6:53pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Irony, where some people are paying through their noses to loose weight some actually want to gain it. I wish there was a way to transfer weight across people. I would gladly give to those who need it. Not to say am overweight but i'd love to shed some. |
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