Play Your Age

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in the world should I do now?"

A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know. Why don't you play your age?"

He then walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29 and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"

sorry i don't get d joke?

the woman must be a fool

it that joke or joker

The joke was funny.

It meant that she was actually 36 but lied that her age was 29

good joke for calculative minds like my _concubine's

who is ur concubine?

ituen:

who is your concubine?

buhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@topic nice joke but there is room for improvement though !

dry joke

sucks

lol

lmao

nightnurse:

good joke for calculative minds like my _concubine's

nightnurse, nightnurse, nightnurse you sef don get concubine. i go tell _{you know who}. you sabi say i get eim number

@tufe
no try am oooo, don't spoil my runs ooo

i will, unless you bribe me, uhmmmmmmmmm

with a kiss. that will do for now. till i want more.

lest, he sure is gonna find out baby

TUFE

E get 2 things i no dey play with. WOMAN and MONEY

I wont repeat it again. STAY OFF NIGHTNURSE

na wa wa.
see this bloody polygamist, who dey follow u drag wife now again ehn.

chairman, calm down o

hmmmmmn
godlucki

meaning what now ehn

whatever it sounds like

na you know

@Tufe.

Na u and only u know. I don warn u oh

dey warn dey go na

tufe?

yep, whats popping

champagne

can i ve a glass please

*gets 2 glasses, fills it up with champagne, and sits on teh sofa with tessy. looks around just to make sure ituen aint home, then give tessy a luvly kiss. divorce him and marry me please. i will adopt all your kids. just leave him alone*

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See liver oh

the joke dey tachnicle not technical

[img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4475[/img]   shit happens. liver must grow one day

@tufe play your age remember.
tessy is old enough to be your grannie

ify, from the way you talk, i'll guess you are 24 or 25, and just off the record, i'm older than you are.

but you be correct girl sha. you make me enjoy these threads, without you, it certainly would be bleeped  so [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4480[/img]