An african boy ws enjoying a hearty breakfast....bacon, eggs, hash browns, croissants, toast, butter,
jam..you name it!!
When an American, chewing gum, sits next to him
and starts unwanted conversation!! :
American: ''You africans eat the whole bread?''
african boy: ''Of course''
American blowing gum: ''We don't ...In the
States, we only eat what's inside.The crusts, we
collect in a container, recycle, rebake into
croissants and sell them to africans''
African boy: ''Oh really?''
American: ''Do you eat jam with bread?''
African boy: ''Of course''
American (chuckling and crackling his gum,
between his teeth): ''We don't. In the States we
eat fresh fruits for breakfast, put all the peels,
seeds and leftovers in to containers, recycle them
into jam and sell it to africans'
African boy: ''Do you have sex in America?''
American: ''Of course we do''
African boy: ''And what do you do with the condoms?''
American: ''Throw them away of course''
African boy: ''after we use it. We pack it into containers,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and
sell it to America'