Uhhhh....... stale news.

Ha ha ha i no get something way person no go see i think they get cd for laptop protection

Y den is it called LAPtop?

me wey de cari my gal for lap wit her top de browse u knw hw many times i don gv her belle mak una live dat tin

now i know the reason for my low-sperrm-count

Wat of me wey de cari my gal for my lap wit her top una knw hw many times i dn giv her belle all no b lap top? Mak una left oyibo joor

Na who de jelous me sy na me 1st coment mak i cari una go mortuari for free bad belle pple

fadamekus: Na who de jelous me sy na me 1st coment mak i cari una go mortuari for free bad belle pple

Has your comment added any value to the post? Gerrout joor!

I don't believe

I have told 190 and sexkillz about their addiction to laptops they wont listen. . If I were u guys I will quit this cafe attendants job.

Sounds like a way to put over population in check.. Way 2 go doc.

Thanx but i've been following the thread in yahoo. The research started last year. Some people are still asking to know the meaning of google, ok its ur delicated part known as peni-penis. Prevention is beta dan curing.Don't joke with it, stay safe and prayerful. Jah bless i and i.

fadamekus: 1st to coment hahaha :D1st to coment hahaha

I think say u don marry,get children u still dey drag front, U b agbaya!!

Good thing I am already done with that biznezz

[size=2pt]As long as it can still get up, babu wahala[/size]

Nawa o. Nafin wey person no go hear fo diz obodo naija. Tomao now, u go hear " men n women, beware!!! Too mach of answering callz witout hands-free can giv u brain tumor".

Business opportunity,we should start thinking of how to design heat shield for the 'google' area protection

emekson: Abeg what is googles o!
what about people who works in bakery, factory
heeeheehe.... Na today

Abeg no come kill person for here o!

Grace Ezeh: Y den is it called LAPtop?

I wonder! Who ever came up with this must be high on Cassava Bread.

Idango: It is true, i had it over and over before.

*heard*

Yinkay: Business opportunity,we should start thinking of how to design heat shield for the 'google' area protection

Na to dey carry ice block put fo there b4 carryin laptop fo lap b dat na or wahyafink

:'I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A WAY OF SPACING MY CHILDREN, I THINK IT'S A GOOD CONCEPT...!

So why is it called laptop in the first place?'''''',,,,,

Well,in as much as the laptop altered the man's fluid,i still think it won't affect everyone because all fluids are not equal. Some are thicker than others,some are prone to attacks than others,just like the immune system.. So yes,the heat generated from a latop can alter your fluid,but not for everyone..
BTW,tha laptop must be HP

Grace Ezeh: Y den is it called LAPtop?

ASK THEM...!

But your laptop can make you rich if you know how to use...it has advantage too

na lie..., maybe the guy na yahoo guy and anytime wey him try for pikin na to hammer through the laptop dey im head so im no dey concentrate well to hit the spot wey dey make pikin. wuh bout laptop can make u infertile jokes i laff in ijaw

maskid:

u sabi say u neva still say anything?. wich comment u make now? u dey there dey dance etighi.

There iz sum piece ov good news here.... At least “yahoo boyz“ will find it hard to concieve, thereby their genes will not be transmitted to their ganarations. “yahoorism“ is about to end.

Naija_pikin 1: There iz sum piece ov good news here.... At least “yahoo boyz“ will find it hard to concieve, thereby their genes will not be transmitted to their ganarations. “yahoorism“ is about to end.

guy u bad oooo

Naija_pikin 1: There iz sum piece ov good news here.... At least “yahoo boyz“ will find it hard to concieve, thereby their genes will not be transmitted to their ganarations. “yahoorism“ is about to end.

you done finish some pple o

That man get internar sickness nor be laptop

Bash Me: Noted... Bur even at that, no try me wiv ur babe o. I dey Kane scatter

LWKMH...... No worry... Na wen u marry u go know...

I heard your handset can do similar thing if kept in your pocket.
But if you put it in your breast pocket, it could affect your heart. The best bet is to hold your handset in your hand that's why it is called handset.
As for laptop you should be two feet away when working with it. See techinoloji