A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.
By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem with this is that this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen up, pal. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!"

thats was a very funny one, ashaby keep it up

Nice joke

ashaby, how about going on a date with me

Tufe ashawo, repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand

nightnurse, just leave me ooo. when na you i been wan marry, you come go marry ituen, wetin i go come do na. just leave me jare

and i no go marry b4 the kingdom come.

@post,well,it got a pass mark.
ashy ashy babie keep it coming.

thanks guys for the complementation

@ ifyalways
i don like u pass make u dey yab me. my name na ashaby no be ashy or shud i ask " u go school at all? ". common spelling u cannot known abi na known sef

@ tufe
_{searching for who is asking her on a date}
just carry ur cheque, sign am and leave it blank, i dey come

*_{signs a cheque of N20 for ashby}*

*_{signs two blank cheques for ify}*

ify, you may do as you wish.

ashby, we are still together. as tuface talk, "ifunawi bawa for this place"

Tufe,

I like ur razzling format
_{empty cheques hehehehe}

my broda, how we go do na. there must be a way forward, and this na the way i choose

ashaby:

thanks guys for the complementation

@ ifyalways
i don like u pass make u dey yab me. my name na ashaby no be ashy or should i ask " u go school at all? ". common spelling u cannot known abi na known sef

where did i go when you typed this?i so like face to face firing.anyway i hope to see you morrow.
what in hades shade do you mean by "i don like u pass'?is that a compliment or a call for concern?are you trying to start something?make sure you wud be able to hold down the dragon when it comes calling

did i hear you say i didnt go to school?i cant spell?goooooood girl,yes so good.i wud pretend its a joke till when you bring back your flea infested ass here again to prove how learned you are.till then ciao

its so funny

ify, you too dey ginger

minute:

its so funny

i wish it is
tufe did you say sumtin
@joke hehe so so funny

catch ya 2moro babe. i gotto crash

@ifyalway
ify, ifyko, ifygbam, hw far, na yoke i dey help u yoke o!! we no suppose quarrel now? What happens to sisterhood? abeg no give all those macho guys (like tufe wey dey fear no sign cheque but like beta thing) opportunity to put we sisters asunder.

By the way, i dey thing of setting up a forum: Nairaland Sisters Coalition (NASICO). I wan make u my Vice con put Tessy baby for Secretary, aristotle as legal adviser, others go apply but ur own post na automatic!! .Of course, na me go be chairperson *_{who no like beta thing}?* . About my arse, well seeing is believng, but na im be my USP

boi ol boy all this project for ify lmao

@ifyalways
Se you dey joke or you dey serious

@ poster
So what was the police officers' response?

ashaby, u don dey try pally abi. fear don catch you, u sef don sabi ify na you oga for here.

hehe, lol

ashaby:

@ifyalway
ify, ifyko, ifygbam, hw far, na yoke i dey help u yoke o!! we no suppose quarrel now? What happens to sisterhood? abeg no give all those macho guys (like tufe wey dey fear no sign cheque but like beta thing) opportunity to put we sisters asunder.

By the way, i dey thing of setting up a forum: Nairaland Sisters Coalition (NASICO). I wan make u my Vice con put Tessy baby for Secretary, aristotle as legal adviser, others go apply but your own post na automatic!! .Of course, na me go be chairperson *_{who no like beta thing}?* . About my arse, well seeing is believng, but na im be my USP

ashaby make u no find trouble for ya self oooooooooooo
how u go put me ya secretary? u saby me well?
no try am again, u hear me?

woman, have you heard?

Na who put Tessy for secretary?

People get mind these days oh

heheheeeeeeeeeeee

liver don grow. the girl wey even give am secretary suppose be janitor for the organization[img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4504[/img]

tessybaby:

ashaby make u no find trouble for ya self oooooooooooo
how u go put me ya secretary? u saby me well?
no try am again, u hear me?

hehe.LMAO.coooolu down sister,we never even endorse the thing sef

ashaby:

@ifyalway
ify, ifyko, ifygbam, hw far, na yoke i dey help u yoke o!! we no suppose quarrel now? What happens to sisterhood? abeg no give all those macho guys (like tufe wey dey fear no sign cheque but like beta thing) opportunity to put we sisters asunder.

By the way, i dey thing of setting up a forum: Nairaland Sisters Coalition (NASICO). I wan make u my Vice con put Tessy baby for Secretary, aristotle as legal adviser, others go apply but your own post na automatic!! .Of course, na me go be chairperson *_{who no like beta thing}?* . About my arse, well seeing is believng, but na im be my USP

ok i hear sister.all na joke.but this your coalition get as i be oooo.we have to look into it first.i mean ladies of the higher chamber ie Rebellious,Tessy,clem and i.maybe if it gets to be endorsed,we wud get back to you.

ify involve me not!

. . why?
ok,no stress !

these ladies are up to no good

. . . cos the goodies gone to the goners

too much english

. . . .bring your english compass+map along then