Teacher fell asleep in class and a
little naughty boy walked up to
him,
Little boy:
"Teacher are you sleeping in
class?"
Teacher:
"No I am not sleeping in class."
Little boy:
"What were you doing sir ?"
Teacher:
"I was talking to God."
The next day the naughty boy fell
asleep in class and the same
teacher walks up to him...
Teacher:
"young man, you are sleeping in
my class."
Little boy:
"No not me sir, I am not sleeping."
Angry teacher:
"What were you doing.??"
Little boy:
"I was talking to God."
Angry teacher:
"What did He say??"
Little boy:
"God said He never spoke to you
yesterday..."