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| Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 8:50am On Nov 09, 2012 |
There are some opening lines guys use that should be absolute No-Nos. I mean when you want to approach a girl and maybe ask for her number, ask her out on a date, or even just ask to get to know her better. For me, there are certain things a guy says/does that guarantees that he would NEVER get anywhere no matter how wonderful he seems. Here they are 1. "Baby" This overused word is definitely at the top of my list. once a guy calls me baby, or says 'Hello baby' Dude, you might as well just walk on because there's absolutely nothing for you here. Come on, you don't know me, you don't know Jack about me and you think it's okay to call me a 'baby'. For some reason that just pisses the heck outta me! 2. "you look familiar" Really? Like seriously  ? I look familiar? Even if i truly look familiar, Dude , you just used a dead line, and therefore killed your chances...so, NEXT!!3. "Let me take your number" ...Errrmmm take my number to where dude? If you want my number then ask for it nicely, you don't even know my name and you want my number, did you buy me a phone?Okay, that's all i can think of right now...but ladies, i know there are loads more so feel free to share yours here...  |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by pleep(m): 9:23am On Nov 09, 2012 |
I just ask : "whats your number?" is that o.k? Or if im at a desk or something.... i just ask what her number is then as soon as she gets her phone out i tell her to write it down. |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 9:28am On Nov 09, 2012 |
pleep: I just ask : "whats your number?" is that o.k?It depends on what kind of rapport you have, but personally i prefer for you to make it a request, like "Can i have your number?" " Is it okay if I call you?" |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by pleep(m): 9:31am On Nov 09, 2012 |
^No way. Thats sounds weak as hell.  |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Booty4me: 9:45am On Nov 09, 2012 |
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| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by saintvc(m): 9:46am On Nov 09, 2012 |
I lov u talk ur own. |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 9:48am On Nov 09, 2012 |
pleep: ^No way. Thats sounds weak as hell.Lolzzz! You are not serious! That's courteous and polite, and not weak. |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by vivianc(f): 9:57am On Nov 09, 2012 |
"I wanna be with you cos you are different from other girls" I hate this sentence with passion and if a guy says this to me on our first date? He will never set his eyes on me again. When a guy who barely knows you starts singing your praises? You are about to be buried.........just have your attorney draft your Will. 1 Like |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by lacasa: 11:48am On Nov 09, 2012 |
My pastor revealed to me dat we will be goin out on a date |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 12:07pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
lacasa: My pastor revealed to me dat we will be goin out on a dateA fellow church-entrenched-going-girl will fall for it. So dont blame guys for using it. In short, all these seeming wack lines the ladies are complaining about are still being used daily by guys, and guess what, girls still fall for them! If it doesnt work for them, trust me, they would have changed tactics! But why change a winning strategy? I personally think that ladies should upgrade their "falling" methodologies. . . 2 Likes |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by goofie: 12:21pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
sexkillz: A fellow church-entrenched-going-girl will fall for it. So dont blame guys for using it. only a dubm girl will fall 4 such lame lines. even if his pastor revaled to him,he shld allow me get d revelation first. |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by antichelsea(m): 12:23pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
sexkillz: A fellow church-entrenched-going-girl will fall for it. So dont blame guys for using it.u dey mind them. They fall for d cash and sometimes the looks.Nt what u say 2them! |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 12:59pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
goofie:If that is the case then, you have to agree that the number of dumb girls perambulating these days is quite alarming, cos they keep falling. . . |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 1:00pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
goofie: whats "DUBM GIRL"? |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by goofie: 1:14pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
lalaosky: am sure u hv hrd of something called "typographical error". look it up! |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 1:14pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
goofie: |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 1:26pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
goofie: oops...my bad...thought it meant something meaningfull |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by boron10(m): 1:28pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Bludeville: pleep: I just ask : "whats your number?" is that o.k? Nah! E nor go work. With such question, the lady in question would not hesitate to tell you no. Or politely tell you she does not have a phone. If i need a girl's phone number, i'll act like the number isn't that important. I'll bring out my phone from my pocket in the midst of discussion, and give her to type her phone number. Why make it a request  Na she go send credit wey i go take call?2 Likes |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by duality(m): 1:36pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
mtcheew... No matter how sophisticated, aristocratic and psychedelic a girl may be. when she really wants to be in a relationship she'll loosen up. Pick up lines become inconsequential. in fact, she'll be the one to start a conversation. A lady at 25yers may have the opinion of the OP. when she is getting old, se'll drop those bull.. for me, i don't give a heck about such lines coz i'll always want to be free with any lady i want to be my friend. no time for "forming". Thats why i don't "toast". I totally don't believe in it. i do my friendship things naturally. I have a friend with this attitude. you know, the mind set of the op. we just got talking. in fact, she was speaking queens english, while i deliberately replied in pidgin. after some time, she loosened up and joined me in the pidgin level. we had i nice conversation. If i had used one of those pick up lines or "Toasting" lines, she probably, would have rushed to nairaland to open a topic like this. |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 1:54pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
I say "I like you a lot and would want us to be friends" |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Exponental(m): 2:28pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Bludeville: There are some opening lines guys use that should be absolute No-Nos. I mean when you want to approach a girl and maybe ask for her number, ask her out on a date, or even just ask to get to know her better. For me, there are certain things a guy says/does that guarantees that he would NEVER get anywhere no matter how wonderful he seems. Here they are 1. baby, u dey complain, do u prefer "oldee?" 2. U look familiar, do u prefer "we look alike", even if i be black n u be white? 3. Can I av ur no.....do u prefer I give u my house address or u give me urs? . , stop being unnecessarily tough. Good guys sef dey vex ooooo! 2 Likes |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 2:53pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
vivian chinaza: if a guy says this to me on our first date? He will never set his eyes on me again.Wetin you wan do? You be ghost? You wan evaporate? Abegi.  1 Like |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by vivianc(f): 2:59pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
fresh_dude: Wetin you wan do? You be ghost? You wan evaporate? Abegi. Fresh dude you again? Abeg I no get strength to fight. |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 3:00pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
vivian chinaza:Lol. I come in peace. I'm not looking for a fight it's just a funny thing to say. It sounds so somehow... |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by vivianc(f): 3:04pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
fresh_dude: Lol. I come in peace. I'm not looking for a fight it's just a funny thing to say. It sounds so somehow...Ok, it meant we are done, there won't be a second date. Do you understand now? |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Nobody: 3:08pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
vivian chinaza:Babe reduce your muscle abeg, no need to be patronising. |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by vivianc(f): 3:13pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
fresh_dude: Babe reduce your muscle abeg, no need to be patronising. muscle ke? Where the muscle dey kwanu? |
| Re: Opening Lines Guys Use That Absolutely Turn You Off by Donlouise(m): 4:21pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
So una dey complain say dose line dumb abi, den y una still dey fall 4 am? 1 Like |
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