A man in a remote village in Kwale,DeltaState,Nigeria died at night people did not cry much because he was about 96 years old
His grandson was asked to go to Asaba(the state capital) and buy casket for his grandfather's burial.He name was Ishie a fairly educated boy.
He left early in the morning so as to reach at a goodtime.he arrived Asaba early and purchased the casket with the money given to him but after that there was no car going to Kwale.Luckily he found an open 404 peugeot pickup.he put the casket at the back of the pickup and decided to sit at the front but he saw two women there he had no other option than to go to the back and stay with the casket
On the way home it started raining seriously and it was raining on Ishie.So he decided to enter into the casket.He used the news paper he was holding and placer it between the lid and the casket [color=#990000][/color]to ensure ventiliation.I was so warm and comfortable in there that Ishie fell asleep
The rain had subsided and the driver was so hungry so he decided to stop over and eat something in a roadside restraunt.
When he was eating the casket opened and something came out the people eating in the resturant started running shouting GHOST!!!GHOST!!!. Ishie saw people running and concluded that robbers were raiding the place so he decided to run in the same direction with then.To worsen the case he wore white upon white and a white shoe to match.When the people saw that he was running towards them they increased speed .The running number increased rapidly.
When the driver saw that it was the boy he stopped and laughed at his foolishness,
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