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Cant Help Laughing by Lolabbey: 10:05am On Feb 04, 2008
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Akin: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Akin: No hair, Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything.


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Re: Cant Help Laughing by Nobody: 10:30am On Feb 04, 2008
Ctrl C, Ctrl V
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Lolabbey: 10:53am On Feb 04, 2008
EXACTLY DAT shocked shocked shocked
Re: Cant Help Laughing by ituen(m): 1:57pm On Feb 04, 2008
good joke
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tufe(m): 6:06pm On Feb 04, 2008
nice
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tytylayor: 6:17pm On Feb 04, 2008
nice one u av there lolabbie
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tufe(m): 6:36pm On Feb 04, 2008
thats ma lollypop. always keeping it real wink wink wink
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Lolabbey: 6:39pm On Feb 04, 2008
@teetee and tufe

thnks realy got me encoraged

hmmm am blushinggggggggg grin cheesy wink grin
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tufe(m): 6:45pm On Feb 04, 2008
plz dont, your post depicts an epitome of a unique lady with so much potentials
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Lolabbey: 7:07pm On Feb 04, 2008
hmmm,now am flattrd wink wink wink wink
Re: Cant Help Laughing by benjay1(m): 7:10pm On Feb 04, 2008
Copied and pasted but still kool to read.
@Poster: keep it coming
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tjtj1(m): 9:51pm On Feb 04, 2008
nice
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Rebellious(f): 10:00pm On Feb 04, 2008
webdezzi:

Ctrl C, Ctrl V

you're damn right! lol
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tjtj1(m): 10:02pm On Feb 04, 2008
welcome bck confederate grin
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Nobody: 8:56am On Feb 05, 2008
thanx Rebel for seeing things from my perspective, these guy are good at lol-ing at anything as far as its coming from a girl
they all have inner wussies
Re: Cant Help Laughing by ituen(m): 2:49pm On Feb 05, 2008
Tufe,

u wan begin enter lola?
Re: Cant Help Laughing by GeeCee(m): 3:13pm On Feb 05, 2008
It would have been no crime if you had copied, edited and paste. But you just copied and pasted and thus i will sue you for that.


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=106183.msg1857614#msg1857614
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tufe(m): 4:03pm On Feb 05, 2008
ituen,
i adopted her as my god daughter. do u have a problem with that
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tjtj1(m): 7:04pm On Feb 05, 2008
ya i wanna screw her shocked
Re: Cant Help Laughing by RichDad1(m): 6:51am On Feb 06, 2008
Undying Love Indeed cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Cant Help Laughing by micklplus(m): 8:11am On Feb 06, 2008
Nice oNe!
Cheers
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Nobody: 8:40am On Feb 06, 2008
@tjtj

How far, what has been ur experiences so far in mimiko's pants
Re: Cant Help Laughing by clemcykul(f): 8:44am On Feb 06, 2008
ddoont worry web he has choked to death in his destination grin grin grin mimiko used mosquito coils on him last nyte grin grin grin grin
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Lolabbey: 8:53am On Feb 06, 2008
tjtj anwser webzii now abi d experince bitter?
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tjtj1(m): 6:34pm On Feb 06, 2008
its rlly hot in here darn. Theres room for one moree, anyone care to join
Re: Cant Help Laughing by nightnurse(f): 6:45pm On Feb 06, 2008
lola u rock baby grin
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tjtj1(m): 6:48pm On Feb 06, 2008
angry
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tufe(m): 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2008
tj

momamowe

mind yaself there o. na your sister-in-law you wan bla bla bla abi. take time there grin grin
Re: Cant Help Laughing by tjtj1(m): 8:16pm On Feb 06, 2008
darn this is getting interesting
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Nobody: 9:28pm On Feb 06, 2008
i 'ma send my dog to come join you there tjtj [img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=64138;type=avatar[/img]
Re: Cant Help Laughing by ThugLife1(m): 10:49pm On Feb 06, 2008
lol
Re: Cant Help Laughing by Lolabbey: 11:26am On Feb 07, 2008
web dis guy handsome no b small oooo,hmmm sory abi na dog? grin grin

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