Lol at 'Dead men don't tell tales' and 'Twinkle, twinkle, little star'.

THAT IGODOMIGODO MAN HAS SOME LOOSE MARBLES UP THERE. OF THAT I AM SURE

I wouldn't know what would have happened

I suwe tis inlish passing my levu o,. Who is spoking it, i wanting to knows?

searay2:
manihot or garrium @bold

Ehn! Wetin dat wan mean?!
NO! You cant bring me down!

Bleep men,dis guy jst ELEBAJIZED my nite .and i made a C in english!!am smart

Is all those language english or latin? I go leave d class for am na, aah na me learn pass?

Bleep men,dis guy jst ELEBAJIZED my nite,now d nite's goin 2 b effavescence .and i made a C in english!!am smart

ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.



na dis one kill me pass lol

seedord247: Obfuscated discombobulated cachinnate

baba calm down

mama-gee:
This is genius!!!

((((GBOOOISHH))))

Lwkmd. .even soyinka go open dic.ktionary

After reading this I couldnt help but laugh off my head. Infact my stomach is already paining me because of too much laughter. But wait a minute is Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon allright?

Laughing my self to sleep.....

Coming back to comment after going for pepper- souping and suyaing.

Lexo22: Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence!

'WAS' is correct. It's a Singular verb just like 'Patrick' is also a Singular Noun.

Allumination ☺Ƒ a blentonical gelonism is strantamathically aπϑ scuradically nothing but istranot astinini Τ̅ђα̲̅τ monipticate a shadow team of abenical uranta in a state of agliferous walony

Help tell Dame and Uncle Wole Soyinka to learn Turenchi from Pat Obahiagbon.

Dis is lucriblouse, dis is sadonic, dis is a state of bizma, bizma lol

jamace:

Are you sure of that correction?

See below:

Singular present tense: (If Patrick is to be a teacher....) = singular past tense: (If Patrick was to be a teacher....)

Plural present tense: (If they are to be teachers ...) = Plural past tense: (If they were to be teachers)

I feel the OP is right. Otherwise convince/confuse me.

Yeah! He is correct. WERE is used when an imaginary event or rather an action that could have been but could not!

Kudos @op

yemmy19: Allumination ☺Ƒ a blentonical gelonism is strantamathically aπϑ scuradically nothing but istranot astinini Τ̅ђα̲̅τ monipticate a shadow team of abenical uranta in a state of agliferous walony

...Chaii...make i run commet 4 dis thread b4 dana go crash on top am#shittin in ma toilet

Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...

Foxy_Rebirth: I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class....

Dear Foxy_Rebirth,

It is not good to tell lies.

I hope you know we all have google.com in front of us.

Rather than tell us a bull- story about:
1) you reading an exciting novel,
2) whatever you wanted to occur to you that occurred to you - in your dreams,

you could have just told us the truth: that you stumbled upon a website similar to the below, you did a copy paste and wanted to share with us whatever you read:
http://www.english-zone.com/language/sayings.html
http://www.philbrodieband.com/jokes_proverb-archive.htm
http://www.astro.caltech.edu/~aam/fun/GRE_anyone

By even coming here to say "I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough" is the definition of plagiarism. If you become a person of authority in Nigeria tomorrow, you would forge documents, cheat, and claim to be someone else. This is why anytime I hear that Nigerian youths are the hope of tomorrow, I silently reply "na lie" - coz the average youth out there is as bad as those on the leadership seats. No wonder "Nigeria is a great nation" is just a figure of speech.

Now a jamb comprehension with some of this patrick English vocabularies.
Because male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony,i will advise that all those individuals who makes their abodes in vitreous edifices should refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.and man should also comprehend that pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity,therefore all articles that coruscate with replendence are not truely auriferous.
AS a neophytes we advised that you be constant with your point. because a revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green biophytic plant.wish you a neophytes serendipity.

NOW Q1 A suitable title for this passage is?

dat man is an unjeqwantologcal eqivar

".....were to be an english teacher", not "was".lol

Pecca:

Yeah! He is correct. WERE is used when an imaginary event or rather an action that could have been but could not!

correct

Honorable Patrick obiagbon is one in a million

Mehnnn i don fail finish be that ooh.

Adams should go look for an interpreter ooo

anyways, patience was a teacher so nothing do am
but if patience and patrick jam for class eh, the matter + antimatter reaction go worse pass nuclear bomb