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Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by greatgod2012(f): 12:58am On Nov 17, 2012 |
This is funny, so funny and funny enough, those words are correct english, only that they are not simple english. May God help him, because it seems dt even d whites may not be able or like to speak complex english like this. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Nobody: 2:37am On Nov 17, 2012 |
All dis english is in d state of anomy and dey re regretably lugubrious besides, it is a piteable disma pisma. Lol. Odikaniegwu oo. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by topearos(m): 2:54am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Thumb raised |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Alhasan1(m): 3:10am On Nov 17, 2012 |
I think Honourable Patrick is a bombastic speaker.I said this because of his BOMBAST,GOBBLEDEGOOK.he likes being eulogised especially to exhilarate wherever he is.I am not lackadaisical,but, honourable is mannered.Regarding the rules of grammar,I think it is conspicous.It is from conditional statement:e.g if I were u;if I had had the soap,i would have washed the clothed. Don't be cantankerous,flabbergasted,belligernt,concontafabulant,kasterimicity,monkerostocity,filibustreous,cukistreijufiligant,cikloderestouy.His class would av been deserted because he lacks pedagogic method. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by ikpom55: 4:33am On Nov 17, 2012 |
ORDINARY ENGLISH SPEAKER TO WIFE: Honey, have the kids been fed? SIR PAT: Hello significant other, have the offsprings been furnished with edible nutrients? 3 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by ohisola(f): 4:42am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Lexo22: Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence! Singular pronouns carry singular verbs. Were is d past participle of d verb. 'to be' conjugated in its plural form. Patrick (singular noun), replace Patrick wit a pronoun and u get. 'He'. Now fixing d pronoun in that sentence u get 'if he was to be an English teacher' and not 'if he were to be' Bt then again the introduction of d clause 'if' could just b an exception . . This I don't kn. Na d smal one wen I kn I narrate so. #POKO# 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by bennieman: 5:20am On Nov 17, 2012 |
mpmp: Me too tire when I see say OP dey attribute these sentences to emanate from im imagination. I don see all of them in the same sequence over two yrs ago. Such attitude dey nefarious oh... |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by chygoz3(m): 6:18am On Nov 17, 2012 |
jamace:i learnt that while referring to something that could have been but actually isn't, you use "were". So i guess he is right in this case. But him still get him own errors sha. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by abiamahart: 6:42am On Nov 17, 2012 |
I APPLUAD THE OP - LOL |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by akinladejo: 6:48am On Nov 17, 2012 |
When u said is an old joke why didn't u post this all d while? Shut up ur dirty mouth 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by jarkata(m): 6:58am On Nov 17, 2012 |
[/i][i] Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired..... Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired..... Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....U too funny haba.U dont know se dat road posses,since obasanjo regime in 1999 consruction everytime,yet d road never dey ok |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by ashmanpolo: 7:11am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Pecca: U think so? How about this: 'We were on our way when Pecca posted this comment' is this an imaginary statement? Please next time don't invoke the redherring by wrongnesslessly, sheepishnesslessly and ignorantnesslessly trans-migrating our people's minds |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by sunnshyn(f): 7:24am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Foxy_Rebirth: I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary... You obviously lifted this from somewhere OP! Take a good look at this paragraph I quoted? Who writes like that? "If it is to be Hon..." Really? Abeg, let's stop promoting mediocrity! What's worth doing should be worth doing well! Btw, plagiarism is an offence, just so you know! |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by dabossman(m): 7:27am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Er, @OP, AY the comedian has used some of these lines for his Pastor Chris Okotie jokes. You guys must have been reading the same novel and using the same dictionary, right? Just saying o! |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by wellmax(m): 8:09am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Well done, but guy this joke na old one, no claim say na you just form am, plagiarism is a serious crime |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by seadoftj(m): 8:40am On Nov 17, 2012 |
jamace:the guy is right for d correction. To buttress his point, a good example is : 'If i were you' |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Onyeoma3: 9:03am On Nov 17, 2012 |
I can't imagine Hon. Patrick engaging in an argument with Dame Patience...Heads will roll cos it'll spark up an explosion. 2 Likes |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by agitator: 9:08am On Nov 17, 2012 |
seadoftj: the guy is right for d correction. To buttress his point, a good example is : 'If i were you' http://mleddy..com/2007/03/if-i-were-if-i-was.html ashmanpolo: wrong |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Emmascobiz: 9:21am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Perfect Man, You know him better than said. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by GeneralGaricks: 10:01am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Redmosquito: I want to drink garri Redmosquito, are u a humanbeing |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Nkonadi(m): 10:09am On Nov 17, 2012 |
“This was the gobbledegook of the kpotokios in the crass and macadam vituperation of our grey matter from the terminus a quo to the terminus ad quem of their colonial peregrination and Idare say that FIFTY TWO YEARS after our flag and territorial shambolic autarky, our modus vivendi both at the leadership and followership sub- stratum still exudes and sustains that kpotokian diatribe. This is indeed the sphinxian conundrum of a Nation at FIFTY TWO.” – Hon Patrick Obahiagbon. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by vascey(m): 11:16am On Nov 17, 2012 |
ohisola: With all this ur long story, you are still wrong. Correct word is "were". 1 Like |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by malaria(f): 11:17am On Nov 17, 2012 |
fellis: This is an old joke, OP only replaced the name of the speaker in the original joke with Patrick's name.Bad belle, bad hater, enemy of progress. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by malaria(f): 11:24am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....No be lie o., |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Desric(m): 11:26am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Like him or hate him, Hon. Pat, is an erudite guru in English Language, but I wonder if he speaks his native dialect with same passion nd skill he sings with the white man's English, nevertheless with Hon. Pat nd his grammatical skills, I ve no doubt in my mind that even the Queen of England will ve no choice but to employ tens of interpreters with a sound current dictionary by their side if they re to comprehend what the Hon. Is saying. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by vascey(m): 11:55am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Desric: Like him or hate him, Hon. Pat, is an erudite guru in English Language, but I wonder if he speaks his native dialect with same passion nd skill he sings with the white man's English, nevertheless with Hon. Pat nd his grammatical skills, I ve no doubt in my mind that even the Queen of England will ve no choice but to employ tens of interpreters with a sound current dictionary by their side if they re to comprehend what the Hon. Is saying. His dialect does not have a dictionary. |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by baumolina(m): 12:49pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
@Poster,please translate 'I love you' |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Ewedusoup(m): 1:12pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
E remain small make garri commot from ma nose...this man no go kill person |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by girlking(f): 1:22pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
How are we sure that you aren't Patrick Obahiagbon? |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by seyibrown(f): 1:51pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
English teacher? Osanobua! He will have to start taking them from Kindergaten! |
Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Freiburger(m): 2:51pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Here are some of his famous speeches, Let it be noted that at the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum,we have asseverated for the upteenth time, that the convocation of a sovereign national conference for purposes of interrogating the odoriferous vaudeville of our national jeremiad, remains the only potent and efficaciously utilitarian paspartou out of our cascading national sirocco but alas,disdain complacency to say the least and at best Olympian pococuranteism and the tedium of prescriptive poco a poco is what we have been greeted with by intellectual philistines,high priests of a prebendal state and their opprobrious agents...LOOK AM NOW?If this is indeed true,many more may follow and this deposits me in a state of heebie jeebies. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Ogoniland Independence Declaration |
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