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Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by sats: 4:39pm On Nov 16, 2012
am sorry, am in the tongue twisting section? an supposed to laugh not stutter when i talk
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by tlops(m): 4:48pm On Nov 16, 2012
what noise annoys an oyster, a noisy noise annoys any oyster!
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by try69: 4:51pm On Nov 16, 2012
Una no get work!
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Evie007: 5:01pm On Nov 16, 2012
Dual Core: Una dey go far with grammar. Come home:

PDP CPC PDP EFCC CPC PDP EFCC CPC EFCC
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Egbagirl(f): 6:04pm On Nov 16, 2012
Francheezy: Make aLL 0f una try d!z tw0
.
1. 0b0 ngb0bo g0pe
.
2. 0p0l0po 0poL0 tik0yeki 0p0l0 lop0l0 l0p0l0po

YORUBA TONGUE TWISTERS

Opolopo Opolo ni ko mo pe opolopo Opolo lopo

Opo lopo opolo lo ni opolo lopo lopo.

Mo ra dodo n'ido, mo je dodo n'Ido. Mo wa f'owo dodo p'a mo ni dodo n'idodo n'ido.
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Chuksaluta(m): 6:29pm On Nov 16, 2012
Repeat this 5 times " harry carried garri in the lorry"
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Khayordhe: 6:41pm On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella: Father Francis fried five fresh fishes for five friends from France.

Try repeating this; lemon, melon, lemon, melon...

Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers
Did Peter Piper Pick A Peck Of Pickled Peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers
Where's The Peck Of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked?
nw i knw dat u're a bad gal....abeg,my teeth is nt upto 32 nd i can't afford to loose d 18 wey dey dere
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by emekson(m): 6:47pm On Nov 16, 2012
tunapar: First to comment
why ur mumu dey always fail
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Oahray: 7:06pm On Nov 16, 2012
slimyem: My tongue didn't twist nothing reading all of that...
I'm a smooth talker!!!
lie
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Oahray: 7:09pm On Nov 16, 2012
sats: am sorry, am in the tongue twisting section? an supposed to laugh not stutter when i talk
tongue twisters are not the same jokes. Hawk your ignorance and see if anyone would buy.
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Oahray: 7:11pm On Nov 16, 2012
bunmioguns:


hw abt this



The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.. . . undecided
hehehe... Cldnt even say this on first try.
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by MumZ(f): 7:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
Warsaw neva saw war, until war saw Warsaw and Warsaw saw war.
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by slimyem: 7:27pm On Nov 16, 2012
Oahray: lie
Truth!!!
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by CarmelloANGEL(m): 7:36pm On Nov 16, 2012
Clemzy16: @op what are we suppose to learn/achieve from these thread?! #No_offense
dm force u read am?
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by papaejima1: 7:37pm On Nov 16, 2012
Try this!
Agbagada mkpi nfuru mpi, agbagada mpi mkpi nfuru!
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by ciphoenix: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2012
Davedavy: Lemme add some more:

Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
wicked! You're good man
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by ciphoenix: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2012
slimyem: My tongue didn't twist nothing reading all of that...
I'm a smooth talker!!!
you lie tongue
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by yemorinho(m): 1:29am On Nov 17, 2012
dani1luv: Okay people. .lets see how good you're with Tongue Twisters. .try out the ones below!

1. Betty better butter Brad's bread.

2. She Sells Seashells by the sea shore.

3. It will make my batter bitter.

4. Freshly-fried flying fish.

5. A cheap ship trip.

6. Chop shops stock chops.

7. Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.

8. Red leather, yellow leather.

9. Red lorry, yellow lorry.

10. Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Mayn! No 6 d hardest! I alwys wonda dose hu coined this twisters
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Alishachris: 3:51am On Nov 17, 2012
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Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by yankidelta(m): 4:55am On Nov 17, 2012
Chop shops stock chops.

Na dis one worry pass.
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by cdabrain(m): 5:58am On Nov 17, 2012
dahonestboss: so simple, everything actually grin
Gataway u ma flnd. W8n simple? Say each of dem @least 5x n fast n reply me if stl simple
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by LeJeun3: 7:52am On Nov 17, 2012
tunapar: First to comment
how are U first?
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by omodada1: 11:00am On Nov 17, 2012
Do u know a professional voice artist will charge me for nt less 40k just to voice a 1mins promo, so for as many who tink dis chat is play, am sowii for u o. My boss did a voice at 200k for a church sumtims in Lag too. Kip it up, i run voice too, animation and jingles as a Pro. Wink!
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Nobody: 1:14pm On Nov 17, 2012
Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter;
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of better butter,
Better than the bitter butter
Will but make my bitter batter better."
So she bought a bit of better butter,
Better than the bitter butter,
and made her bitter batter better.

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Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Krucifax(m): 5:00pm On Nov 17, 2012
dani1luv: Okay people. .lets see how good you're with Tongue Twisters. .try out the ones below!

1. Betty better butter Brad's bread.

2. She Sells Seashells by the sea shore.

3. It will make my batter bitter.

4. Freshly-fried flying fish.

5. A cheap ship trip.

6. Chop shops stock chops.

7. Draw drowsy ducks and drakes.

8. Red leather, yellow leather.

9. Red lorry, yellow lorry.

10. Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by QEFRAN6: 7:40pm On Nov 17, 2012
Dual Core: Una dey go far with grammar. Come home:

PDP CPC PDP EFCC CPC PDP EFCC CPC EFCC

Abeg ur own pass all.....u r truli 9ja. I no fit shout
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Nobody: 8:52pm On Nov 17, 2012
Jerros213: Joblessness and boredom
Abi wetin gear your thinking go that side?

mjst u comment?go pack ur balls well jor....so much hate
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Victorisrael(m): 7:10am On Nov 18, 2012
2 cheap2 cheap2 cheap
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by sats: 7:55pm On Nov 18, 2012
Oahray: tongue twisters are not the same jokes. Hawk your ignorance and see if anyone would buy.

save me d "soporifics" ... look it up ... dnt b shy ...
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Oahray: 1:35pm On Nov 19, 2012
sats:

save me d "soporifics" ... look it up ... dnt b shy ...
*deep sigh* Do I have to do this all the time? Though it might be funny stumbling over words at times or hearing others do same, tongue twisters are designed to give you difficulty with articulation, not to make you laugh. The latter is the aim of jokes.
Next time just watch others comment if you have no idea what a thread is about.
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by valnelly(m): 11:38pm On Nov 20, 2012
fittty:


World hardest toungue twister!!!!!!
here is the hardest,.... THE BIG BLACK BUG BLED BLACK BLOOD
Re: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by Nobody: 3:56pm On May 31, 2019
Just sleek mate lipsrsealed

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