Dear Penis,
After long consideration, I am going to
decline your request for a pay rise for the
following reasons;
1. Your shifts only ever seem to be about 10
minutes long
2. You fall asleep after each shift.
3. You always have to be simulated, you
never seem to be self motivated.
4. You are unable to work overtime or
double shifts.
5. You work place is always messy at the end
of your shift.
6. You have been constantly been seen
entering and exiting the work place with to
small, suspicious looking bags.
Regards,
Vagina