As i was going to d
office dis morning
i saw a mad man
following me.

at a time i became scared so i decided to talk
to a policeman
closeby.
I met d police man
and told him dat sombody
was following me
and i dont knw wheather he was a mad man or not.
D policeman ask me to show
him d man..
As i pointed to
d direction where d man was...
I discoverd dat d man hav passed our
standing
point going up on his way.
D police said to me, mr man are u alright?
I taught u said somebody
was following u.
I was embarrased..
I needed help but
d help nearly put me into police problem..
So i waited finally for
20 minutes then i
continue my jouney.
As i reached one
corner i saw d same man under a tree with
a stick..
I said to myself..
Which kind temptation
be dis... So i decided to stop a taxi. As i was
waving
for a taxi, d man stood
up and start coming
to my direction.
So my next option
was to enter a restaurant closeby. I ate some food their
though i was not
hungry. I ate and
at d same time
looking to see if he was still there. After 1hr of
eating.. I stood up.
i passed d tree i met
him initialy and
immediately he came
out from nowhere with d stick and
continued following me.
so i looked back and saw
him coming closer to me
in a manner I cant withstand.


so, i took to my heels..



Immediately he ran after me
with d stick raised
high.


As he was about to
hit me with d stick
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"I WOKE UP"

Akpos got 2 school on monday morning and d Teacher Asked: ''why did u come
late 2school''?

Akpors: "one man lost #1,000 Note at d bus stop.

Teacher: oooooooh dat's Gud of u, were
u helping him 2 luk 4 d money?


Akpos: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE Na me stand on top of d money..........
Since.......... .!!!





The Teacher Lost HIS 2 months Pregnancy

Akpors who was a newly recruited Police Officer sat down in the visitors seat at the Police Station fanning himself. He removed hisgun, kept it aside, unbuttoned his shirt, threw his cap on the floor and kept on fanning himself. Unknown to him, the Honourable Commissioner of Police was to pay a visit to their station on that day. An hour later, the Commissioner arrived, as he came in, he saw Akpors and started wondering which irresponsible person was on duty. Akpors could not recognise him. The Commissioner shouted; Who is on duty?. Akpors got up and replied; Name, who are you and what do you want here, dis one wey you come here dey shout anyhow, you no dey fear face abi you want make i put you for inside CELL?.
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well, the last time i asked after Akpors, i was told he is in Ghana...




I JUST WONDER WHICH OF THE GHANA HE DEY!

The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

Il Capitano: The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

omadaaayyyzzz..lmaooo!!..

Il Capitano: The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

classic response ... five stars ... need i say more? ... u can do better

Nice one lol

Il Capitano: The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

berylLOL:
omadaaayyyzzz..lmaooo!!..

sats:

classic response ... five stars ... need i say more? ... u can do better

ignores d dimwits

Wendyslim: Nice one lol

POLiCEMAN: I'm sorry sir, your wife has
been involved in a car crash and we would like
you to accompany us so you can identify the body.
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DRUNK HUSBAND: I'm a bit busy
right now.
Can't you take a photo and tag
me on facebook?
If it's her, I will click the "like"
button

‎When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.
But I did not respond..


I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again nd again



I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,


My exam is near plz
I want to Study ,




I want to Study


My Mom Slapped me and said




















Stop Dreaming





























"Wake up nd Study"............haha

You try sha.

razznaija: You try sha.

Eazy: do u smoke?

Akpors: no

Eazy: do u drink?

Akpors: no

Eazy: do u steal

Akpors: no

Eazy, wow i wish people like u dominates d community, d country would have been a better place

Eazy: so is there anytin u do that is socially unacceptable?



















Akpors: yes, i lie

Il Capitano: The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

DAMN!!! Evuls

bunmioguns: Akpos got 2 school on monday morning and d Teacher Asked: ''why did u come
late 2school''?

Akpors: "one man lost #1,000 Note at d bus stop.

Teacher: oooooooh dat's Gud of u, were
u helping him 2 luk 4 d money?


Akpos: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE Na me stand on top of d money..........
Since.......... .!!!





The Teacher Lost HIS 2 months Pregnancy

the bolded is the Funniest,lwkmd

salam001: the bolded is the Funniest,lwkmd

salam001: the bolded is the Funniest,lwkmd

Londoner

salam001: the bolded is the Funniest,lwkmd

baddest boi,i no even ntce tha b4 sha,....LWtMB. O

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it is easy to detect when u r seeing ur menses

Akpos to Doctor, This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.”


DOCTOR: ooh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.








That Was My Signature.

CHIEF AKPOS Lost His Cheque Book




BANK MANAGER: Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Signature …




CHIEF AKPOS: when I’m Not A Fool,














I Have Already Signed
All d Cheques























The bank manager released a hot fart as a result of laughter

bunmioguns: Londoner

Ha ha ha

Hahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhaha

thumbs up.

mtwcheeew

IS AKPOS WISER THAN THE DEVIL?

.
Three Men, A Philosopher, A
Mathematician And Akpos, Were
Out Riding In The Car When It
Crashed Into A Tree. Before
Anyone Knows
It, The Three Men Found
Themselves
Standing Before The Pearly Gates
Of Heaven, Where St. Peter And
The Devil Were Standing Nearby.
“Gentlemen,” The Devil Started,
“Due To The Fact That Heaven Is
Now Overcrowded, Therefore St.
Peter Has Agreed To Limit The
Number Of People Entering
Heaven. If AnyoneOf You Can Ask
Me A Question Which I
Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer,
Then You’re Worthy Enough To
GoTo Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll
Come With Me To Hell.”
The Philosopher Then Stepped Up,
“OK, Give Me The Most
comprehensive
Report On Socrates’ Teachings.”
With A Snap Of His Finger, A Stack
Of
Paper Appeared Next To The Devil.
The Philosopher Read It And
Concluded It Was Correct.
“Then, Go To Hell!”
With Another Snap Of His Finger,
The
Philosopher Disappeared.
The Mathematician Then Asked,
“Give
Me The Most Complicated Formula
You Can Ever Think Of!”
With A Snap Of His Finger, Another
Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To
The Devil. The Mathematician Read
It And
Reluctantly Agreed It Was Correct.
“Then, Go To Hell!” With Another
Snap Of His Finger, The
Mathematician Disappeared, Too.
Akpos Then Stepped Forward
And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!”
The Devil Brought Forward A
Chair.
“Drill 7 Holes On The Seat”, Said
The Idiot.
The Devil Did Just That.
Akpos Then Sat On The Chair And
Let Out A Very Loud Fart. Standing
Up, He
Asked, “Which Hole Did My Fart
Come
Out From?” The Devil Inspected
The Seat And
Said, “The Third H0le From The
Right.”
“Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s From
My Assh0le.”
....Akpos Went To Heaven.

My Landlord's Son won a 10 million naira lottery, kept the money inside a bag, went under a tree, buried the money, snapped the spot and the tree with a camera and decided to travel to London.
As he was on a Plane heading to London, he brought out the camera to see the picture.....


starred at it and was shocked to see





Akpors on top of the tree smiling.

I wud av comment

Ruqaya: I wud av comment

kpẹlẹ

Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"
Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Akpors: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar, & keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!
After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Watertank.
Push ant in to it.. =!!
Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When itReaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!
Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU.
And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|
MORAL: Don't f*ck with Students like Akpors..!!

They can Do any thing for 10Marks.





GUDNYT & SWTDRMS