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Shocking Letter by Dojo(m): 3:36pm On Apr 21, 2006
Shocking Letter

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.

P.S.: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer.
Re: Shocking Letter by O4real(m): 4:40pm On Apr 21, 2006
Ah Boy, U got me crackin, grin grin grin
Re: Shocking Letter by vichel(m): 5:04pm On Apr 21, 2006
shocked shocked shocked ewwwww shocked shocked grin grin cheesy cheesy the worst thing that would happen to her is when her mother gets a hold of her little skinny ass. olodo grin
Re: Shocking Letter by dm(m): 7:20pm On Apr 21, 2006
grin grin grin
Smart girl, doused mumsies anger, lol
Re: Shocking Letter by jayemkay(f): 7:30pm On Apr 21, 2006
hahaha she knew HOW TO GET TO HER MOTHER!
Re: Shocking Letter by snazzydawn(f): 8:46pm On Apr 21, 2006
awwwww kai!!!wish I saw this while I was in secondary school grin
Re: Shocking Letter by Rhodalyn(f): 8:47pm On Apr 21, 2006
kiss kiss kiss
Re: Shocking Letter by royalyinx(m): 6:12pm On Aug 17, 2008
This is shockingly shocking
Re: Shocking Letter by folahann(m): 6:20pm On Aug 17, 2008
That's total smartness cheesy cheesy
Re: Shocking Letter by Abbygyal(f): 1:54am On Aug 18, 2008
omg! i should have used it dis semester but i did well cool cool
Re: Shocking Letter by Cescy(m): 5:12am On Aug 18, 2008
Olodo rabata
Re: Shocking Letter by Cescy(m): 5:14am On Aug 18, 2008
Oju eja lo mo je
Re: Shocking Letter by Cescy(m): 5:14am On Aug 18, 2008
Oju eja lo mo je 9ce concept though
Re: Shocking Letter by segunpc(m): 8:54am On Aug 18, 2008
old but still rocks.
Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 9:08am On Aug 18, 2008
**Ctrl C --- Ctrl V** il definitly try this


@post
nice one
Re: Shocking Letter by lexicon(m): 9:09am On Aug 18, 2008
cry cry cry
Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 9:35am On Aug 18, 2008
U SMOKE BOMB!!!

WHY U DE CRY NA!!
Re: Shocking Letter by dadsgal(f): 10:20am On Aug 18, 2008
this is really good.
Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 10:35am On Aug 18, 2008
dadsgal:

SEX is really good.


yeah i know!!! grin
Re: Shocking Letter by lexicon(m): 10:44am On Aug 18, 2008
Oyaletor:

yeah i know!!! grin

I know u will know ! ahsawo kobo-kobo
Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 10:52am On Aug 18, 2008
MR. LEX

is that what u are?
Re: Shocking Letter by lexicon(m): 10:59am On Aug 18, 2008
Oyaletor:

MR. LEX

is that what u are?

have you seen a patient tested HIV neutral ?
Re: Shocking Letter by Nautillus(m): 11:07am On Aug 18, 2008
segunpc:

old but still rocks.

Yeah, does still . . . .
Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 11:19am On Aug 18, 2008
lex

HIV NEUTRAL? WHO BE THAT?

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