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Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960 by helpmeohgod(m): 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2012
In 1960 when Nigeria had her independence, there was celebration in lagos and people came from different areas of the state.
Akpors and the people of Warri decided to come to lagos with an old lorry.
When they got to lagos, Akpors sensing that food and drinks wpuld be offered to group delegates, said to the group, 'its better we take better names now before introduction, this one no be warfi o, so anything them share give person make e take according to his name'.
So they all accepted and began to take sweet names like chief warri and co. When it got to Akpors turn, he took the name 'all of you'
So when there were serving foods, Akpors will ask, na who get food? Service girl will answer 'all of you. Akpors will look at everybody and begin to eat alone. When hunger became unbearable for the warri delegates as Akpors continued to munch everything that came in the name of all of you, they had no option than to leave Akpors and go back to Warri hungry.
So when Akpors finished all the food and slept, he woke up in the morning on an empty field without no money nor friends, so he began to wander in Lagos till date.

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