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Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Nobody: 12:50am On Nov 28, 2012 |
That was how AKPOS pressed the Breast of a Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her chest TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS : No..TEACHER:Then tere is no God.. AKPOS: Sir can U see ur brain?..TEACHER: No.. AKPOS: So u have no Brain In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is laziness'?.. Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in the end –THIS IS LAZINESS DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u having meals 3 times a day as I advised?.. EKAETTE: Doctor, I thot u said 3 males a day DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I play Futball & Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u play?.. AKPOS: Until my Phone Bat3 empties OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password 'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said it has to be up to4 characters PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain from me.. MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got mine with me OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I give her?.. AKPOS: Ow does she look?.. OCHUKO: Gorgeous & sexy.. AKPOS: Give her my number 3 Likes |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Iaz93: 1:18am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Front page please |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by RexioKlasik(m): 8:11am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Nyc shaa.... |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by realsammie(m): 8:51am On Nov 28, 2012 |
misfiring like ur name sake |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Nobody: 12:08pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
Chich:Hw much do u luv me?Akpos:My heart is a mobile&u r its SIM.chich:oh God.I am so lucky. Akpos:she doesn't knw dat my mobile is dual sim In a party Akpos Asked a Girl "Are you Goin to Dance?" She felt so happy 'n said-yes 'n Akpos Said-"That's Gud, So Can I av ur Chair? Akpos asked d barber“How much for a haircut?” Barber:“N500. Akpos:“And hw much 4 a shave? Barber:N50 sir. Akpos:Very well,shave my head Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do? Akpors: i will jux stop assuming….. TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have?.. AKPOS: A drinking problem TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall?.. AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good Morning Sir' to the mirror?.. AKPOS: Last nite, Ekaette told me to respect myself Spelling Mistake Destroy Akpos Life, Akpos Sent Dis 2 His Wife "i'm Having a Wonderful Time Wish u Were HER".Retweet if u get it! EKAETTE: Honey, where are you going with a Spanner?.. AKPOS: To the Bank, I want to open an Account EKAETTE: Akpos Darling give me a pet name, u know we ll get married soon.. AKPOS: Zebra.. EKAETTE: Why?.. AKPOS: because of ur stretch marks TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia 3 Likes |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by knockturnal(m): 1:57pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
nice collection there......luvd the one with the haircut n a shave. LWKMD. |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Chongaiman: 3:21pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
Lol @ respect yourself. |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Ruqaya(f): 4:31pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
very funny |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by kemmyangel(f): 11:23pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
funny shaa |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by chinedum13(m): 11:53am On Feb 08, 2013 |
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Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by mogentle(m): 3:21pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
Nigeria= Nigerian Nairaland=? Fill in the gap. |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Nobody: 4:28pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
v.good. |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by LoveAmaka88(f): 3:20am On Mar 15, 2013 |
I did laugh |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
ds guy wil always got u lafin ur ass out,,lolzz |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Nobody: 4:10pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
knockturnal: Richman: how much is egg roll Seller:#100 Richman: give me Akpos: how much is egg roll Seller: #100 Akpos: how much is egg Seller: #30 Akpos: how much 4 buns Seller:#20 Akpos: give me 2 each 1 Like |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by richeso: 9:05pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
How much do comedians charge to entertain guests in a private house ? |
Re: Akpos Joke...bet It If You Wont Laugh by Nobody: 3:03pm On May 31, 2019 |
Such work, many typography, so nice ![]() |
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