All you timid guys in nairaland, don't miss out on our successful pick-up lines this yutide season. Make sure you follow us by reading our thread often or by clicking the follow button, as we guide you through 23 episodes/ steps of "a timid guys' first step to a successful first date"

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged

Boy: Do you have a map
Girl: why?
Boy: l just keep getting lost in your eyes

How about this.

"girl you must be tired cos you have been running through my mind"

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity

For a moment l thought l died and gone to heaven. Now l see that l am very much alive and heaven has been brought to me

Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, cause l've never seen such dark-eyes with so much light in them

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality if finally better than your dreams

I love you, I like you talk your own

Me without you is like a shoe without lace, a sentence without space, a tea cup without handle

Excuse me girl is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off!

Guy: Excuse me l think you have something in your eyes
Girl: Hhmm, what?
Guy: a sparkle

You wonder why the world is a little bit dark? Cos most of the lights are in your eyes

Lol, this aint 17th century. Girls don get sense.

Flashaldrin: Lol, this aint 17th century. Girls don get sense.

Lol.

How far?

Hey baby, you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complication, such as headaches, ulcer, cancerous tumor and even death! So for my health and yours JUST SAY YES!

Guy: There must be something wrong with my eyes
Girl: [confused]?
Guy: l can't seem to be able to take them off you

Guy: Hello is your name Gillette?
Girl: Why?
Guy: because you are the best a man can get

You are so fine, l wish l could plant you and grow a whole field of you

Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?

Guy: Baby, you must be a broom
Girl: How?
Guy: Because you just swept me off my feet

Guy: Baby mind if l use your phone
Girl: why?
Guy:my mum told me to call her, when l find the woman of my dreams

Guy: Do you work for NASA
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because you are out of this world!

Guy: Baby, do you know what you do to me
Girl: What
Guy: You turn my software int hardware

And now for the season finale of a timid guy's first step to a successful first date. Your comment is appreciated to make the next season even better

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world

Baby you are like a student and l'm like a maths book, you solve all my problems