debosky:

Dr Ferlie needs to be exposed quickly, he can't ruin another life. . . .I'm afraid toyinmorenike is falling for him

like WTF?!!!! if that was a joke, it's as dry as NL. . .



Dr.Ferlie, i got a jist for you. . .there's a lady debo is falling for on NL. her username is HOTFUNMI. . Shoo. . he came online to "argue" with her all night yest. na wa for the valentine couples

@ Debosky,

As u can see . . . .Ma siggy says CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME.
The highest bidder will eventually get the story.
Dr Ferlie's credit card details are fraudulent . . . . .I couldn't get an authorisation from his bank.

If u offer cash . . . .U shall have the 2nd part. . . .
Ooooops, i am sorry. . . .Its a TRILOGY so u can have 2/3 of the story.
Hurry now . . . .before someone pays up before you.

Imma do a deal with you Chac. . .I have a wager that MU loses on saturday, If I win then I'll buy the two episodes at once. Deal or no Deal?

@ RazzToyin

I don't deal with femi-nazi's with iron

how can I fall for her except it is a case of falling sick

she is feisty though. . .I'll give her that

debosky:

how can I fall for her except it is a case of falling sick

ehrrrm, debo, you fall for anything in skirt or tight jeans. . .

I take exception to that!

I cannot fall for such a foul spirited individual, its not good for my system

debosky:

she is feisty though. . .I'll give her that

her fiestiness is a huge turn on.   She shld grow quick joo.

_{i meant morenike09 o}

debosky:

I take exception to that!

I cannot fall for such a foul spirited individual, its not good for my system

such denial. . .we both know the truth jo. . .don't worry, i'll help you make a thread for both of you. . .so she'll know how you feel

4Him:

her fiestiness is a huge turn on. She shld grow quick joo.

_{i meant morenike09 o}

you know what you're doing and you're trying to get me in trouble. . .

morenike09:

you know what you're doing and you're trying to get me in trouble. . .

shh! keep our secret.

wahala e ti poju toyin

deo doesnt deal with my enemies

D-reloaded:

wahala e ti poju toyin

debo doesnt deal with my enemies

hey there, little fire, she's not only your enemy. . .lol, when she dared to direct a post to me, she crossed the path. . .lol. when am done with her, then you can rain all the curses you want on her, but am just waiting for another opportunity when she'll try to direct one at me again.

4Him:

shh! keep our secret.

david, that's not funny. . .seriously. before i help you by telling "her". we have a deal?

morenike09:

david, that's not funny. . .seriously. before i help you by telling "her". we have a deal?

which deal?  i see u still have your head firmly stuck in cuckoo land. 

4Him:

which deal? i see u still have your head firmly stuck in cuckoo land.

eya, ma worry na. . .her YIM is just a click away. . and we both know am crazy enough to do it. . . i think the only reason you're not caring is because she already know. . .damn!! no wonder you wnt pick up. . eya, i smell love in the air

well toyin i can only hope you dont disgrace me and Ekiti state again like you did in that thread where you wewre begging her not to insult you and asking her to call you lepa instead of orobo like anything that tart says bloody matters. I shall blame that on you being drunk at the time

morenike09:

eya, ma worry na. . .her YIM is just a click away. . and we both know am crazy enough to do it. . . i think the only reason you're not caring is because she already know. . .damn!! no wonder you wnt pick up. . eya, i smell love in the air

sharrap dia! na bacon u dey smell . . . if u're the one calling with the "unknown" number i no dey pick am. I no wan die.

D-reloaded:

well toyin i can only hope you don't disgrace me and Ekiti state again like you did in that thread where you wewre begging her not to insult you and asking her to call you lepa instead of orobo like anything that tart says bloody matters. I shall blame that on you being drunk at the time

what? when did i beg her not to insult me. . .hon, that was sarcasm, i learned it from ehrrrrm. . .anywaz, beg her? lol, never!!! you see, i love getting on people's nerves by joking about it. i dnt take any fight serious, it's rather funny to me. . .lol. but trust me, that was pure cold sarcasm.

4Him:

sharrap dia! na bacon u dey smell . . . if u're the one calling with th[b]e "unknown" number i no dey pick am. I no wan die. [/b]

LMSBO. . . no, maybe i switched my caller ID off. . .or maybe one of my friends did. . .but w/e. we both know she didn't let you pick up. . . next time you don't pick, , you'll see my wahala full blown!!and it wasn't even the time you sleep, so no excuse jo

love's in the air
ride on.

Wonderful! It is amazing what you can find out if you just happen to be in the right place at the right time.

_{Committing certain things to ma memory for later use!--taking notes}

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Inna-res-ting!

_{Oh yeah?}

Hmmmmmmmmmm! This Nairaland na wa!


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

am lost oh. . .

pahtahkee:

_{***scribbling down notes in my nairaland diary*****Hmmmmmmmmmm*}

what are you writing down sef?

morenike09:

what are you writing down sef?

Trust me you don't want to know.

pahtahkee:

Trust me you don't want to know.

you have a NL diary? what are you writing?

morenike09:

you have a Nairaland diary? what are you writing?

Sorry sweets forget it! Got to go out for the whole day. It is 00:18 at your end. it is good you go to bed. Am off for the day!

@4Him

@Ferlie
u should be shot!!!

@Jackal
hand me the story for just a quid, u'll be amazed what damage i'll do to Ferlie with the story
Trust me.

Thank God you are back TBK, was wondering who let the dogs out , ruff ruff,

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmm. as soon s you spot that cretian, Ferlie, tickle my big toe, I will be on his nappyass like fleas on dogs, BTW, when you see my baby daddy Jackal, holla

@ Islander,

Ferlie is making all efforts to buy out the other parts of the story.
He won't be coming back in a long while . . . Nigga is trying to organise his village men to contribute something.

Who let the dogs out? I wish i have got an answer to the question.
Vermins, roaches, chimps and slugs all crawling around to sniff something.

Its becoming a circus.

@ tkb417,

A quid? I am sure u mean 1 million quid.
Dont damage Ferlie. . . . He is a nice dude trying to become a journalist.
Ferlie is astute enough to know controversy sells. . . .
Don't be surprised when he turns up again to say tkb417 is humping the Gambian turkey.

Ferlisha,  :PI have you under my radar, anytime you slip, you slide ,

@Almond, my therapist, missing you like crazy

@Jackal , My baby daddy, wetin? ermmmmmmmmmmm. yes o, sluggards and plockers invading the land, , BTW, up that offer heard Kit is about to bid higher for that story, Let me organise a garage sale, needed to rid my closet of some stilettos and pocket books, that extra cash can come in very handy,

@ Islander,

Kit cannot cope. . . . . .He will go bankrupt.
Omo Eko is taking half of everything Kit has ever owned.
If u add that to the fact that Kit is in debt for various nasty habits like betting, whoring and binge drinking, then Dr. Kit is drowned.
The major contenders are Debosky and Dr Ferlie. . . . . .tkb417 is too unserious.

Jackal can you please reveal the source of your news?

My spy at Hezbollah Hotel, Lebanon (the place they went after being kicked out of Dubai ) claims the couple are still doing the Guinea Fowl screams. . .this sound is said to confuse the muzlim faithful as they mistake the screams as call to prayer The terrorists have vowed to keep them as long as Dr. Kit keeps treating their camels for free

Please report back to me soonest. . .my boss has a space open for Onitsha Ovation freelance reporter if you're interested