@Efuah,
It's a pretty long story, but i'll let u know in bits in due time

@success
Poor u, if this is ur idea of success _{to be listed in a senseless list} i pity u. Loser u said. bla ha ha ha ha. Pathetic

no long thinggggggggggg

Any Attempt, be it an Accidential Attempt or deliberate Attempt or eve an attempted attempte to riducle my Baby will  get you into my trouble so Back off My Folly icecream

u are sure the one who is senseless, u forgot that this is a joke section and that it remains a joke section,




well u know what, i wish u success in ur ultimate search to be in the guiness book of record, believe me u will succeed, but that will only be if u leave this joke section cos in this place u remain a loser. thank u. ninja

hmmm @ aisha,

i go love oooo,

see as love dey mak gramar commot for fine girl mouth

@success

i couldnt help but laff

well i just felt that i should tell this guy the truth. thank u

I take my Love very seriuosly and in your interest dont mess with my heart

Duh, look who got the last laugh. Sure its a joke section, and i havent insulted u in anyway. In case u didnt notice the sense of humour in my posts, i cant be blamed for that. And one more thing, i dont diss. So if u tryina start sumtin, their wont be nuthin. Gerrit?

Longest Engagement
Octavio Guillen and Adriana Martinez from Mexico finally got married in June 1969, after a 67-year engagement. Both were 82 years old when they wed.

Longest Kiss
Karmit Tzubera and Dror Orpaz kissed for 30 hours 45 minutes, on April 5, 1999, to win a kissing contest held at Rabin Square, Tel-Aviv, Israel. They remained standing and went without rest breaks. They were later treated for exhaustion. For their efforts, the couple won a trip around the world and US $2,500 in cash.

Longest Marriage
Cousins Sir Temulji Bhicaji Nariman and Lady Nariman from India were married when they were both five years old in 1853. Their marriage lasted 86 years, until Sir Temulji's death aged 91 years, 11 months in 1940.

Most Kissing Couples
The greatest number of couples to have kissed in the same place at the same time was 1,420, at the University of Maine in Orono, Maine, US, on Feb 14, 1996.

Oldest Bride
At the age of 102, Minnie Munro became the world's oldest known bride when she married Dudley Reid in Point Clare, Australia, on May 31, 1991. The groom was 83

Oldest Divorced Couple
The highest combined age of a divorcing couple is 188, by Ida Stern (91) and her husband Simon (97) of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US, in Feb 1984.

Oldest Groom
Harry Stevens was 103 years old when he married 84-year-old Thelma Lucas at the Caravilla Retirement Home, Wisconsin, US, on Dec 3, 1984.

Oldest surviving love poems
Written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians, who were the inventors of writing, around 3500 B.C. It was unromantically named Istanbul #2461 by the archaeologists who unearthed it.

Oldest woman to become a sex symbol
Mae West has been portrayed as one of the very few stars who was "self-made and self-sustaining," owing her success to herself alone, not to a director, scriptwriter, make-up artist, or photographer. What is perhaps most remarkable about her is that she first arrived at Hollywood when she was forty years of age - "grotesquely late to begin a film career".

Youngest Married Couple
In 1986, it was reported that an 11-month-old boy had been married to three-month-old girl at Aminpur, Bangladesh. The marriage had been arranged in order to end a 20-year-old feud between two families.

hmmm,ninja no vex ooo,suces sef just dey joke

na joke ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i don tel ninja sey na joke,

no wory yasef again

y ar we on de list

who be we

i mean de names

u and who

u knw even hapy sey ur name dey guines book of record,

well i understnd maybe u feel u dont worth it

som pple don cry,some vex,som even dey whre dem dey think sey dere names no dey,

ok i don dey jubilate bt come o which record i break?

hmm u wan knw,

i heard so many guys dey trip 4 aisha 4 almost 5yrs now and aisha no gree

now u com ,u no even spend 2hrs and u got her 2 yasef alone

isnt dat enof record u to break

nice record

folly u hear am

infact i just burst 1 bottle of moet with ma sweetie ;Dlistenin to LL COOL J'S doin it.

hmmm,

can i come 4 a cup?

bottle of moet or bottle of shekpe?

Folly, no be becos u spend heavy money mean say na Moet

dey don dey bottle shekpe for old moet bottles now oh.

No mind the silly boy,

but i no blame am sha. All this na just to impress aisha.

And the aisha sef just close mouth dey call the folly "mumu" for her mind

haaaaaaaaaa


ituen how u know say aisha dey call am mumu for her mind

aisha is a very simple person. from the look on her face, u can read her heart

hmmm ituen d heart reader i hail u oooooo

All you haters of my happy home trying to cause confusion, I sorry we jump and pass. It shall be well with our home, we shall love each other forever and ever, no man (Ayusman or Ituen), or woman (aristole) shall put asunder

ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Thanks, Lalabbey, Then sound of your amen sha sounds suspicious

hmmm

gaskiya ni ban gane ba