DON’T LIE TO KIDS!!!

There was this guys sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

The little Girl asked, “What is under there?” he answered and said, “it’s a bird”.

The girl went away and the man fall’s asleep. When he wakes up; he is on a hospital bed and in great pain.

A doctor came up to his bed and asked, “what happened?’ The man answer, “I don’t know” I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.”

So the doctor went and report to the police and they went to the beach to find any witnesses.

When they got there, they saw the little girl that the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.

She answered, “I didn’t do anything to him, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest and smashed all its eggs.



Nice day!!

SMART CHINESE GIRL
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st, he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name" Next day the girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family".

lol
love the first one

love the first, enjoyed the second

nice work tyty

heard them b4 but its nice

good one

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