FROM: National
Association of
Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association
of Girlfriends (NAGs)
CC: Federal Ministry of
Women Affairs
BCC: Senate Commitee
on Conflict Resolution
NOTICE OF SUSPENSION
OF STRIKE
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This is to bring to the
notice of the public our
concerns and conclusion
on this Xmas period
hereby suspending
strike till further notice.
How can a girl send you
boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian
hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB
Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all &
expect an expensive
dinner at Chicken
Republic?
Yet we preach gender
equality.
Well, the National
Association of
Boyfriends (NABs) has
concluded it should be
trade by barter this
Xmas Oº°˚˚°º.
Singlet should be
exchanged with a Bra.
If she gives you roll-on,
buy her "Miss Paris".
She gives you cufflinks,
give her rubber band to
tie her natural hair.
If she shows up at your
door empty handed, put
NTA or AIT for her to
watch. Don't let her
watch your subscribed
cable (no free thing).
If she asks for an
expensive dinner, take
her to an expensive
night vigil.MFM or CAC to
be precise.
She gives you a flower,
you give her igneous
rock from Olumo (all na
nature).
The above is currently
our exchange rate for
the Xmas.
We hereby suspend our
strike.
OF THE GREATEST GBAA
GBAA...
OF THE GREATEST GBOO
GBOO...
OF THE GREATEST
NABSITE... GREAT Oº°˚˚
°º .
NATIONAL SECRETARY
Akpors Apororo
=Dº°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнa º

CORRECT! Iam totally in support