@ tollu

thank God u are back. i was worried, thoughts the militants had mistaken you for a real bonde.

sup girl?

Clemcy so na you? I thought the name sounded familiar but I didn't believe u could still be alive! That's great. How's the beard going? All grey now i'm sure . You must be in an old people's home by now. Do take care of yourself and be nice to the nurses ok? Toodles.

kronkykay:

@ tollu

thank God u are back. i was worried, thoughts the militants had mistaken you for a real bonde.

sup girl?

They actually did but when i started flowing with them in pidgin dem drop me one time.

dat na the correct girl. i sure say u talk tru by removing your wig (hehehehehehe)

party dey today oh . . . . . .blacks only, brunnettes allowed but no blondes.

i really want you to come.

let me know if u dey come, make i buy some black hair dye keep for you.

Party bi tii bawo? If u insist sha but I'll come with my dye.

tollu:

Party bi tii bawo? If u insist sha but I'll come with my dye.

a.k.a natural hair.

tollu:

Party bi tii bawo? If u insist sha but I'll come with my dye.

hehehehehehehehe . . . . . . . . . the truth don dey come out. . . . . . . . .  the after party in my house will tell . . . . . .

hurry up girl,   we'll leave in the next 45mins!

can;t wait!

Meanwhile, a blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".

"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."

kronkykay:

Meanwhile, a blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".

"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."

wahalai, you are bad

seunspice, wetin i go do now?

i just dey yarn tru talk ooooohhhhhhhhh.

_{*i hope tollu doesn't see this oh*}

pheew!

thankGod i got away with that!

tollu, hope u aint mad on the inside.

wat if she is

are now tolluward

i think i am oooooo

coz i dey fear black blondes

the fear of black blondes is the begining of white wisdom

my dear kronk stop being afraiding

sucesss123 the english cheacher come score me f10 na

abi oh my sister

wetin u advice me to do now?

i dey beginning to confusion oh

yeppa ibon

Clemcy and Kronky make una no dey take style blow english.

Kronky, be afraid, be very afraid cos i got a whip made with black human skin and blonde hair to whip your black butt with.

Clemcy u r temptin me o.

@tollu

e get as e dey do me, na im make i dey write like dat.

no mind the english, mind the message wey dey inside the english.

how ur day?

Same ol' same ol'. Yours?
u didnt get any msg across after all that 'shakabula'

mine was tyt babe.

u didn't read between the lines to know why i was confused!

the message is hear now, i hop u grab it.

tollu dear. doesnt be tempted,

this was the kind of english i taught in bla bla bla school

kronk how ur lyfe u just dey busy dey chop credit/gbese up and down *grins*

clem, why are u tried to putting sand in my small rice i collecting on credit from mama aisha. . . .

Tollu, doesn't minding her oh. . . . . . she wanting to standing in your way oh. . . . .

In my way or your way? lol
Clem abeg pour more sand sand for him akamu jare. If you pour am I no go dey tempted again

chai. . . . . . this is tripping in the wrong direction

buahhahahaa lol

kronk no one wanting to roving uuuuuu bcoz ure not prettie

tollu pls doesnt fall in temtasn again