True definnition of classless is comiing to nairaland to say you adore abi(abil or whatever), or that you think she's beautiful(OMG), and saying you hate Onilas posts. Azin hw else can you define classless

Whoa!! ... Big ups to alterego, hornipipe, abil, itsmodella, omgitsslayer, goldieluks, k2039, shollypopz, and lalaosky for shouting me out... Yo, I'm humbled... I thought I was in a nutter/psychotic league of my own(probably with Royal) as the most eccentric psychos on nl... I really appreciate the shout outs and I'll slow down on my e-hyperactivity/excessiveness in the new year...

@Alterego
Your slam book is funny as fvck - you went in on sisi_kill, coogar, sagamite, and kobojunkie... Oi, hell yeah, I'm a proud pseudo-pan-Africanist after discovering that the Pan-Africanism ideology sold to me from childhood was a pipe dream... Looking forward to learning more about Pan-Nigerianism from folks like you and I definitely like your wittiness... I'll be on the look out for your handle and posts - safe bruddah...

Name : 101
Age :Old enough to drive in the state of California
Occupation: boss
Are you single, dating or married: 27% single
Those u like on NL: All the chicks on here weighing less than 145LBS,Inked Nered,Onila, Ammyng, Annita19,Slimyem(my wife ), itsmodella hope i got that right, Abil,
Those u dislike on NL Like I give a fuccck
Those u find annoying: Sexkillz for being a selfish prick, killing this section and turning it into 50 thousand naira family business, 190 for always repeating himself like a failed robot, same as Mr. Cork for being a too funny.
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) I have a life
Those you follow and wish follows you back: I have no time following anyone's arss, but sometimes I'd click followback
Why do you follow the people you follow: Just following them back (some of them)
NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Noyab (none of ya business)
How many PMs do you get on average in a day. Huh?
NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I quote anyone that talks a whole load of bullsshiit
NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Onila (hope shes a chick) I wouldn't mind dropping &10,000 just to pentrate her self acclaimed virginity
NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on: We've bangeddd already so no need to mention her name.
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)See the above
Your favorite NLer: None
Your favorite mod: Definitely not the two d!ick head mods on this section
Funniest NLer: Mr. Cork
NLer with the best threads: Kails/Mizdarkskin and Onila for all the bootlicious thread with pictures
NLer(S) diary you stalk. . Slimyem and StateOfMind they know why
NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? Godieluks until she got certificate in bitchiology , Dyt shes still my best hoe "right babe?" , joyblink, ever since she went back to Nigeria after graduation cant remember the rest of em
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : mr. Osewa's Spambot just like myself that dawg detects bullshhit from a million miles away
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life 190, sexkillz, Mynd not just a slap, I will have him wash my car(s) even if they ain't dirty just to keep his arss busy, Mr. Cork to straight up his head. Spanking a few number of chicks won't be a bad idea.
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with; Huh?
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Does it matter?
NLer(S) you consider smart: Ya'all are stupidly smart in one or the other
NL member that tries too hard. Godiluks, Mynd, Mrs. Chima, Sexkillz and . . . . .
NLer(s) you find intriguing: Huh
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer Ode, mumu, olodo, oloroburuku, ya fada. Too many to mention
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: D Sense, 190, Idowuogbo and Tosinville
Who do u often disagree with on NL: The mumu's from religion section. Those motherfuccas are brain dead. .
Who do u often agree with: no idea
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)hahahaha. . My homie Idowuogbo is sexy as hell , Hotie Tima, Rokiatu are on my top list and brb
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy: Em arss kissers
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag

shymexx: Whoa!! ... Big ups to alterego.

@Alterego
Your slam book is funny as fvck - you went in on sisi_kill, coogar, sagamite, and kobojunkie...

It is what it is matey
Spit it as it is. That's what this is about, innit

Oi, hell yeah. I'm a proud pseudo-pan-Africanist after discovering that the Pan-Africanism ideology sold to me from childhood was a pipe dream...

Keep doing your thing man, it's good. Our Race could really use a couple more folks like you

Looking forward to learning more about Pan-Nigerianism from folks like you and I definitely like your wittiness... I'll be on the look out for your handle and posts - safe bruddah...

I won't expect too much from this handle o . It's mainly for frivolities

@ shymexx i see you.
@Reality lmao @ bitchiology. Love you too nigua.

hmm, an e-slum.
be right back with mine but not soonest though.

gree-die:
k2039, lalaosky, rocktation, sanb, tashmania.... thank you all for mentioning my handle and for writing positive things too.

was overwhelmed by d no of pages,didnt even realise u guys mentioned my moniker til now.
im humbled, tnx again.

I no gree. After how many years wey i write that slum?

Tashamania:

I no gree. After how many years wey i write that slum?

i didnt read d slums, used d search button last nyt nd found out i was mentioned, den i read it. . . Thanks dear, abeg gree o

gree-die:


i didnt read d slums, used d search button last nyt nd found out i was mentioned, den i read it. . . Thanks dear, abeg gree o

On one condition. Write your slum

Albino_Monkey: Pls can a newbie post a slum book ?

#just asking.
Thanks in anticipation and God bless everyone, God bless the moderators abundantly as you respond to my request.

yes you can, btw welcome

Dopefiend:

*looks at moniker* Sexkillz is dat u?

you code

Tashamania:

On one condition. Write your slum

lol. . My slum go dey boring die, e better make i no write atall

Name: Lola.

Age: Youth.

Occupation: Got my hands in a lot of pies....

Are you single, dating or married: Got a man! But I'm single!

Those u like on NL: I love my mature ladies and the mature gents too....

Those u dislike on NL: I try not to hate + can't keep a grudge.

Those u find annoying: Those that falsely vilify Nigerian women e.g. lying they spent their salaries on a Brazilian weave for the missus. When in reality, the only weave these guys have come in contact with is the second-hands their sisters pick and use from the salon floor.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): A few people have me stopping to look....

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Em...the whole following thingy leaves a lot of unwanted notifications. Not really cool with that. So I just go to threads that interest me and I follow that!

Why do you follow the people you follow: Because!

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Didn't take note....

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: Depends....

NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I generally avoid volatile people.

Which NL member(s) is fake: There's this guy who acts the magnate. I've been suspecting his falseness all along, then R231 came along and opened his yansh today!

NLer(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:There's a certain 'HE-WHO-SHALL-REMAIN-NAMELESS' that I THINK could get it!!

On a serious note though, I'm too reticent and emotional and I take love too seriously to just hop in and hop out of bed with a guy. So I'm just making mouth that it would be impossible to back up! To be truthful, can't do it!

NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on: I got talking with the same guy 'who-shall-remain-nameless' once with my old moniker. I'm not crushing on him right now, but if everything had aligned back then, I MAYBE could have dated him. He seemed my type.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): His cool mien. I like me a gentleman who doesn't have to scream to be heard. And he seemed just that. He was a laid-back, easygoing fella who respected women. He didn't force respect, he got it because he gave it!

Your favorite NLer: I got a couple....

Your favorite mod: The MODS do a good job and I'm cool with them. Mentioning a fave would be injustice to the rest!

Funniest NLer: Nairalanders are generally funny. That is one thing I've found out.

NLer with the best threads: Dunno...peeps have their day.

NLer(S) diary you stalk: Read a few halfway, but haven't been consistent. Wouldn't call it stalking though. That's creepy!

NL member(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: I take time and patience to cultivate my friendships with people and when this grows, it'll last because the roots will run deep....So I've not fallen out with any of mine. We get along just fine....

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: The calm ones, I'd say. But my friends end up being people who have the fire to match my ice!

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: NONE, not unless I met them and they touched me inappropriately. I hate that and would give such a person a good, the-type-that-would-make-U-C-stars backhand. That is actually the one time I slapped a guy.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with:

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life:
1. Erm, I finally came round to exchanging the first set of emails with a few of my girls, and I hope to grow a friendship with them subsequently.

2. Then I spoke a number of times with HE-WHO-SHALL-REMAIN-NAMELESS. I chickened out after the first few convos, that was that!

3. Then!! There's this chick I met in real life. I put 2 and 2 together and recognised her as a Nairalander+ I knew her username. But I like being stealth and so, I didn't introduce myself!

NLer(S) you consider smart: I believe all humans have their eureka moments, either as angels or evil geniuses.

NL member that tries too hard: Into a closed mouth no fly can enter.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Hmmmn!! Not a fan of naming though. You shoulda noticed that. But if you read between the lines, you'd know...


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: 'See your head like a heap of salt'. It was so outrageous and funny that I couldn't help giggling and couldn't help using it on a hapless fellow the day I was in a bad mood....
Like seriously! How does a human get to have a head like a heap of salt!

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: From a furtive Nairalander that was a pain in the butt to a certain MOD and generally making insults that were more funny than actually degrading. The 'insultee' was never all those things the insulter said, so it made it all the more funny!

Who do u often disagree with on NL: Those that scorn Nigerian women.

Who do u often agree with: A sensible comment any day will have my support!

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Generally, guys on here do not put one in the frame of mind to find them sexy, plus I don't go digging into profile pics. Can I mention sexy ladies?
Didn't see the Mr Nairaland pictures BTW. Maybe that could have pointed me a few fine brothas.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): No one is ugly. Besides, that which you call fine could quickly ugly. All it takes is a freak accident, or a jealous acid-throwing boyfriend/girlfriend...So!

Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy: They know themselves. Keep up the good work, I say!

Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag: Can't reward bad character by giving the attention such people desperately seek for! Won't name names!

wow, hotnaijababe tnx... im surprised u mentioned my handle considering u dont frequent dis section (i tink)... tnx

Albino_Monkey: Pls can a newbie post a slum book ?

#just asking.
Thanks in anticipation and God bless everyone, God bless the moderators abundantly as you respond to my request.

. Who is helpig you out?